Jason

If You Are My Hubby Jason Cullum This is for you Because all you've done for me So I Want To share that With The World ^^/ LOVE You ! , Jason Is Very Funny,Kind,Handson, Shy, Sexy , Caring,Hates PUNS -.- I'm Very PunAmal >: HEH HEH ..... Even Though I suck at Math You Helped Me with Math Back in High School Back When You asked Me To Marry You , I Hide something from you .... I Bought Three Breakfast Bureroes And I Bought Them with You're Credit Card Sorry Love you thought , Jason Likes to Have sex Time to time But still He is the Best ^.^^ALSO JASON IF YOU'ŕe READING This .... I'M PREGNANT !! LOVE YOU !!!! TO THE MOON AND BACK

Girl1: Wow RYLIE GOT MAn Better Be a Jason

Girl2: Mabey???

by Little Family July 15, 2022

Jason carver

an absolute bitch with a good actor

This idiot tried to kill eddie munson and lucas sinclair in stranger things

Then he split in half and died

Bob: "I feel like I am gonna split in half"
Kevin: "like jason carver?"

by Luke124 July 16, 2022

Jasonified

Entangled, obscured, obfuscated and generally made more complex in a way which makes figuring out how a section of code works and diagnosing normally frequent bugs incredibly difficult.

I'm having fun figuring out Jasonified code again today!
Oh god help me! Another Jasonified fecking mess!
This code is so Jasonified, the only solution is to rewrite it!
I can't make head nor tail of this Jasonified code!

by randomcoder July 20, 2022

Jason-ism

A term referring to how Jasons speak.

Examples include:
"She dummy thicc"

"Pause... big pause"
"if it ain't snowing I ain't going"
"He's gay for sure"
"Down bad"
"Aight bruh"
"Imma pull up"
"Lakers in 4"

"Hey Arianne, wanna learn some Jason-isms?" "Aight bruh"

by humd July 27, 2022

Jason

Jason is the type of person to have sex with anyone, Jason would cream in the teacher anyday at any time. Jason cums on everyone and butt fucks them

Jason stop butt fucking everyone

by jkjlkjkjlkj August 2, 2022

Jason

Jason can pull any bitches and got no airbag in his car

This dude is a whole Jason

by Brehmonke August 2, 2022

jason

jason is a fruity punjabi whos very smart and caring but also VERY SLOW. hes also lowkey whitewashed bc he eats omelettes and doesn’t eat rotia. he can make spaghetti sandwiches omelettes rice and noodles BUT NOT A SINGLE ROTI 🥱🥱 he is not dry bc he’s a sexc punjabi munda that has flavor 😳 and he sends u weird indian gifs bc he’s freaky😳😣😱 furthermore his haatha are extremely veiny which is also sexc 😳😳

jason ena sexy lagda eya 😳😳

by fucking.ur.phanji August 8, 2022