by ChollyInIran June 22, 2025
In the middle of the night, while your girl sleep, you sneak over to the side of her bed, then drop the biggest load of your life onto her face.
After my girlfriend got in an argument with my bro, I had to unleash the midnight hammer on her. She didn’t suspect a thing!
by Quailz June 22, 2025
by TheAtheistOfficer June 22, 2025
by Bacrow October 27, 2013
by your boi4456 May 24, 2018
A sex position very similar to doggy-style, but with two they/not them's. Strap-ons are not allowed and if there is no penis involved, too bad.
Mason: Yeah, Todd and I Austin Hammered last night.
Callum: Oh my God, did you like it?
Mason: I mean, sorta, they didn't have a cock so it was kind of just not them grinding on me.
Callum: Oh my God, did you like it?
Mason: I mean, sorta, they didn't have a cock so it was kind of just not them grinding on me.
by OMG YOUR COCK IS SO GIRTHY AND September 07, 2021
Slang used when talking about Owensboro native, Jayden Franklin, and his sexual experiences with his abnormally large penis.
Did you hear about the torta Jayden cracked? He definitely needed the Owensboro Hammer to fuck that fat bitch!
by Vincent LeQuec April 23, 2025