Midnight hammer

Middle of the night intercourse after falling asleep early
Charlie gave Betty the midnight hammer after they had fallen asleep earlier in the night
by ChollyInIran June 22, 2025
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Midnight Hammer

In the middle of the night, while your girl sleep, you sneak over to the side of her bed, then drop the biggest load of your life onto her face.
After my girlfriend got in an argument with my bro, I had to unleash the midnight hammer on her. She didn’t suspect a thing!
by Quailz June 22, 2025
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Midnight Hammer

When you give her the hammer at midnight (12:00) and finish by 12:01.
I gave her the midnight hammer last night and left, just like the airstrike.
by TheAtheistOfficer June 22, 2025
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piss hammered

so drunk you pee uncontrollably
Connor was so piss hammered that he pissed all over marissa amor
by Bacrow October 27, 2013
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dilon hammer

i am dilon hammer you are not dilon hammer so succ
by your boi4456 May 24, 2018
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austin hammer

A sex position very similar to doggy-style, but with two they/not them's. Strap-ons are not allowed and if there is no penis involved, too bad.
Mason: Yeah, Todd and I Austin Hammered last night.
Callum: Oh my God, did you like it?
Mason: I mean, sorta, they didn't have a cock so it was kind of just not them grinding on me.
by OMG YOUR COCK IS SO GIRTHY AND September 07, 2021
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Owensboro Hammer

Slang used when talking about Owensboro native, Jayden Franklin, and his sexual experiences with his abnormally large penis.
Did you hear about the torta Jayden cracked? He definitely needed the Owensboro Hammer to fuck that fat bitch!
by Vincent LeQuec April 23, 2025
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