down there hair

pubic hair. it's the hair that's "down there"

I was having sex with shirly and she pulled my down there hair so I slapped her titty

by SweetDoggyM September 5, 2016

cunk hair

The hair between a particularly disgusting anus and vagina.

He had dingleberries and cunk hair in his mouth after administering cunnilingus to the old prostitute.

by jamm2011 May 29, 2014

Nice hair

When someone doesn't hear you say something funny or sarcastic so you have to say something to get out of repeating yourself.

Me: Damn this girl...
Her: what?

Me: i said you have nice hair !

by xwickedxxpediax January 12, 2021

the invisible hair

The invisible hair, also known as "the phantom hair," is the hair that has fallen off of your head and is now stuck to your shirt. You can feel the hair brush against your armpit area or the back of your arm periodically, but when you go to take it off, there is usually nothing there (that you can see). The invisible hair normally requires an extra pair off eyes and hands for removal.

Victoria, can you get the invisible hair off of me- I have been trying to find it for an hour and it is getting on my nerves.

by scrapmetal82 June 19, 2010

Fake hair

Hair that is fake

Isabella has such fake hair ew! 😂

by AF.no May 29, 2018

Hair Shum

The resulting mess after a blow job in a scat movie.

Check out that skanky chick in this movie dude, she's got hair shum!

by Trogdor Mongolian Trojan Motherfucker August 24, 2003

Hockey hair

Usually long and curly and all the hottest dudes have it.

That dude has some hot hockey hair

by Hockey flow February 17, 2019