Hammer

A particularly large penis — one which hangs like hammer from a tool belt.
That guy I took home from the bar had a fucking hammer: he nailed me so hard I almost split in half.
by Gravitas00 July 18, 2018
mugGet the Hammermug.

West Hammer

A person who somehow manages to bring up the football club “West Ham” whenever it somehow relates to the conversation, or even when it doesn’t.
A: I thought I knew the material but still managed to fail the test, just totally froze.
B: Reminds me of 1993, when West Ham was up 2-0 with 10 minutes left and totally bottled it.
A: There he goes again, what a West Hammer.
by JDicky November 2, 2021
mugGet the West Hammermug.

the double hammer battle

Where two men (without erections) rub their dicks together until they get erections then one lays down face up and the other lays on top of him they suck each other's dicks until one of them cums the loser must lie down on the floor while the winner inserts his penis into the losers asshole and proceeds to fuck him until completion.
Aw man Trevor you shoulda seen joe got so drunk last night I won at the double hammer battle easily
by Abnormalcupcake March 7, 2017
mugGet the the double hammer battlemug.

hammers

to give recognition to a person for crafting something of a high standard.
"Hammers to John for building that solid skate ramp."
by lisasimpson May 27, 2013
mugGet the hammersmug.

Prego-hammered

The pseudo-tipsy feeling a pregnant woman achieves when drinking non-alcoholic beer.
Getting prego-hammered tonight on Budweiser Zero while solving some Wheel of Fortune puzzles with my husband!
by BRTomo January 13, 2021
mugGet the Prego-hammeredmug.

hammer down

Phrase to be uttered after ripping a whole team as Reinhardt in Overwatch
by subhum4n April 8, 2022
mugGet the hammer downmug.

Flash Hammered

When consuming alcohol or cannabis and your body absorbs it as an abnormal rate. You become speedily inebriated and it takes you by surprise .
Jerry butt chugged that merlot and he’s trashed already. Dude got flash hammered!
by Seagullpants August 22, 2021
mugGet the Flash Hammeredmug.

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