That guy I took home from the bar had a fucking hammer: he nailed me so hard I almost split in half.
by Gravitas00 July 18, 2018

A person who somehow manages to bring up the football club “West Ham” whenever it somehow relates to the conversation, or even when it doesn’t.
A: I thought I knew the material but still managed to fail the test, just totally froze.
B: Reminds me of 1993, when West Ham was up 2-0 with 10 minutes left and totally bottled it.
A: There he goes again, what a West Hammer.
B: Reminds me of 1993, when West Ham was up 2-0 with 10 minutes left and totally bottled it.
A: There he goes again, what a West Hammer.
by JDicky November 2, 2021

Where two men (without erections) rub their dicks together until they get erections then one lays down face up and the other lays on top of him they suck each other's dicks until one of them cums the loser must lie down on the floor while the winner inserts his penis into the losers asshole and proceeds to fuck him until completion.
by Abnormalcupcake March 7, 2017

by lisasimpson May 27, 2013

Getting prego-hammered tonight on Budweiser Zero while solving some Wheel of Fortune puzzles with my husband!
by BRTomo January 13, 2021

by subhum4n April 8, 2022

When consuming alcohol or cannabis and your body absorbs it as an abnormal rate. You become speedily inebriated and it takes you by surprise .
by Seagullpants August 22, 2021
