Touch Grass

1. Slang; To go outdoors and usually literally touch grass.

Go touch grass, you’ve been stuck on that computer for 3 months now!

by YayoAustralia May 21, 2023

Touch Grass

Used to tell someone to get off their ass; telling them to go outside. Used especially on the internet, implying that the person is spending excessive time on screens.

Man1: I have 2,000 Hours on Minecraft!

Man2: Touch grass dumbass

by Obviously Mr. Webster July 8, 2023

Swamp grass

When a dick cums on a hairy pussy

When Johnny pulled out and blew his load…Dixie’s bagina looked like swamp grass

by Dr. Tickfinder July 27, 2023

Alexa Grasso vs Valentina Shevchenko

Hahahahaha! That was great! Great finish!

*Alexa Grasso vs Valentina Shevchenko*

Valentina Shevchenko "ROGAN SENP- Ah shit I'm being strangled! Gahk!"

by Hym Iam August 16, 2023

The Grass Ain’t Greener

When someone assumes that life will be better without a person however it clearly is not

(Ex relationship)
Guy: I’m so lonely I miss you

Girl: so the grass ain’t greener then (without me)

by E-lA September 5, 2023

Boo Grass

Ghetto ahh food

I think he needs a doctor after eating that boo grass ahh food.

by Porter Poo October 23, 2023

Touch Grass

When someone needs to go do something with their life

What are you doing on Urban Dictionary reading this? Go outside and touch grass.

by Pialinist January 1, 2024