Goose

A highly territorial animal that spends its time bonking people and severely injuring small children. I Angered a goose will proceed to bonk your nose, eat your toes, and steal your hoes. If encountered in the wilderness the best way to avoid is to slowly back away until out of ear shot and then call in a firing squad.

Jonny wept as his life was distorted by a goose.
The goose continued to reap the souls of men.

by Dolphinthespaz December 27, 2020

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Goose

When you grab a woman's breast and gently or not so gently twist it.

Jenny and I were fooling around and having a good time but when I goosed her she got angry and slapped me.

by michaelmcalgary August 5, 2024

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Goose is the name for a person who is handsome, beautiful, amazing and talented. Someone who everyone is lucky to meet. Who you would walk across the earth to meet, who you make dreamy eyes at when you see them. <333

“Have you heard from Goose today?”
“Yeah I talked to him today”

by Pooooooopcaca November 6, 2021

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Scuba Goose

When one who has extra long fingers proceeds to enter the vaginal region to perform "hand sex" as the laymen call it, but must first don a finger cot, or finger condom, typically to not fertilize the woman with previous ejaculation from the prior hand job or "handy dandy jerky spammy".

Jane - "And when he finished, he said 'it's your turn.'"
Sue - "And...?"
Jane - "He did a Scuba Goose! He had no idea I was allergic to latex, so I walked out of there waddling, but not from a good railing."

by loosegooseontheloose January 24, 2024

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