glass-closeted

A gay/lesbian person who denies being homosexual and identifies as straight despite being obviously attracted to men.

I hate how Jason is such a glass-closeted person. I know for a fact he likes Mark.

by Pug's Sea February 18, 2025

Nostalgia glasses

A term used for when a person or group of people turn a blind eye to the bad side of a past event because they only see it from a nostalgic perspective

"He doesn't realise how bad it was; he needs to take off his nostalgia glasses"

by Hotdog27 March 20, 2025

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by 456AtabavA343 June 7, 2025

Sawblades made of glass

Sawblades made of glass are products which are typically expensive but they have been cheapened, generally by lowering the quality of materials and labor.

"Sears used to sell some really fine power tools, but now the just sell Sawblades made of glass"
George regretted buying the suit, it was an absolute sawblade made of glass.

by Dethencarnate December 1, 2024

the glass door

When one person sits on top of a glass coffee table while another person lays underneath. The person sitting on top proceeds to take a shit on the glass

Nicole totally gave me the glass door last night

by rbsquared February 21, 2014

Vag Glass

When someone’s significant other hides small shards of glass in her vagina, then adding them to his meals over time. The idea is that, eventually, he succumbs to mysterious internal injuries, and she gets away with murder—all while maintaining her innocence as the world's most devoted cook. It's like the ultimate slow-cooker recipe… with a dash of horror.

She mastered the art of vag glass—serving up dinner with a side of vengeance, one tiny shard at a time.

by CristinBurnsInHell August 13, 2024

Glass dick

Crack pipe

Yo man, did you see Holmes spaced out on the sidewalk? Yeah, he just got done sucking the glass dick in the alley!

by jwirsz926 December 14, 2016