Glass Closet

A glass closet is a person or character who is gay but pretends to be straight, meaning they won't come out of the closet, but it does not matter, because its painfully obvious they are gay.

Or a closet that is see through due to it being made with glass panes.
Ex 1 - Person:
Gabe: Dude, you are such a glass closet.
Andy: Dude I swear I'm not gay!

Ex 2 - Actual closet:
Andy: Hey look at this glass closet you can see through it!
Gabe: Wow, this glass closet it so cool, I want one.
by lying on yo dead mama February 04, 2024
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Broke the glass

When one person is reading a repeat negative reaction as a positive one, and the negative reacting person makes it clear they don't enjoy that behavior.
Tammy really broke the glass when she told me she didn't like my dad jokes. I've been getting that same awkward smile for a year!
by colster963 March 07, 2022
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Smaug in a glass

The act of farting in someone's drink, so they get a whiff of your ass as they take a sip, and even taste it!
Usually performed when the victim isn't looking.
She was rude to my mother, so I served her some smaug in a glass.
by PaultheBrave May 31, 2023
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tappin glass

The process of renewing Craigslist ads and other postings on the internet with a smartphone and getting paid for it!
I'm sure glad I don't have to get a real job like all those other suckers

I'm just sitting here by the pool tappin glass and making cash!
by Enviromo November 20, 2017
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Birth control glasses

Thick coke bottle eyeglasses.
Dork girl- Did you like my birth control glasses?
by The Original Agahnim June 09, 2021
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Glass shower

Similar to a golden shower, but you're not getting pissed on. It's when you drink/swallow squirt from your partner as a way to satisfy yourself, them, or both of you.
Bro 1- "Well look at her, damn she's pretty."

Bro 2- "Be careful with her, she'll leave your face wet, man."
Bro 1- "Like, glass shower territory?"
Bro 2- "Drowning.."
Bro 1- "Fu-uck, man."
by Markosia July 02, 2023
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cat with glasses

just a random thing that popped into my head
cat with glasses in urban dictionary
by poipeoplepersone February 11, 2022
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