Gay Poker

A 7 card stud game where all Queens are wild. Jacks and Kings with Moustaches dealt face down are also wild (moustaches in the hole). Straights don't count, so for example no straight flush hands, it would only be a flush.

David is definitely ripe to come out of the closet. He get very excited every time one of the guys deals a hand of Gay Poker. He takes off his shirt and talks about how much he loves playing stud games with wild queen and no straighs.

by Reiso February 2, 2017

big gay

when u hittin it from behind but ur homie dont say no homo
youve contracted the gay

"bro, u got that big gay from kyle last friday"

by pussyeater420.0 June 9, 2018

gay retard

A term used to describe someone riddled with herpes that got famous on YouTube by opening boxes.

iDubbbz is a gay retard, I hope he gets better soon.

by BattlePimp September 13, 2016

E-gay

When you prefer hanging out with the homies over any girls online so it seems kinda gay but you're straight irl.

You'd never date anyone online.
Same principle applies for opposite genders.

Do you wanna go out with me?

Sorry im *E-gay* I don't do that, maybe if we met in real life.

by Suicide? June 16, 2020

Gay Rey

The act of touching someone's genital area while they are passed out drunk to see if they are alive.

I passed out drunk and woke up with my pants off. I ultimately realized I was a victim of gay rey.

by Pinky The Rat February 27, 2011

im not gay

The phrase most often spoken right before someone says some gay shit.

Im not gay, but if i was I'd fuck that guy.

by Very good name August 20, 2020

Gay Screech

Synonymous with 'Gay Panic', defined as the high-pitched voice-cracking screech a gay produces when they're in a fit of chaotic gay panic. Usually when their gay beliefs (such as a gay believing they're top, twink, daddy etc.) are being questioned. Or when someone attractive tells them something nice and/or flirty.

A hoe you call best friend: "When Craig picked you up after you tripped like a drunk bitch and asked you if you were fine, I swear I saw you blush. Are you a bottom?"
You: "*gay screech* I SWEAR I'M A TOP, A TOP I SAY"

by Brokkobish March 4, 2021