by Vijay Love September 5, 2011
Get the facebook skank mug.When a person undergoes an online makeover by deleting their most active social-networking account (usually FB) only to immediately create a new one with few, if any, improvements/changes. These may include: adopting a clever new pseudonym; cutting down their list of "friends," or acquiring new, better-looking, or "more-connected" friends; putting up newer profile pics which reflect their new look, new friends, or new relationship; or simply a new set of data such as new residence or relationship status
"I haven't heard from Derpette in a while, i wonder if she unfriended me..."
"She got a facebook facelift, now she's called Derpina Angelina Heavensent."
"Whuuut?"
"Yeah, she prolly didn't friend you cause you started calling her Derpette and it stuck."
"She got a facebook facelift, now she's called Derpina Angelina Heavensent."
"Whuuut?"
"Yeah, she prolly didn't friend you cause you started calling her Derpette and it stuck."
by avianeddy November 17, 2011
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A wonderful website with many functions:
1) Pretending you know who half the people on your friends list are when they message you, desperately hoping they give you a hint;
2) Providing a means of not having to actually having to properly talk to lots of people you don't give two shits about but it would cause drama not talking to, because it looks like you're in contact when you're actually not;
3) Providing a means for people who you've basically forgotten exist and you'd be quite happy never talking to again to find you and message you;
4) Informing the world about your tiny daily annoyances, diet, and drinking/socialising and/or bowel habits;
5) Posting little else but links to things and stupid witticisms.
6) Playing Scrabble.
Twitter is basically the same, except doesn't include 1-3 or 6.
1) Pretending you know who half the people on your friends list are when they message you, desperately hoping they give you a hint;
2) Providing a means of not having to actually having to properly talk to lots of people you don't give two shits about but it would cause drama not talking to, because it looks like you're in contact when you're actually not;
3) Providing a means for people who you've basically forgotten exist and you'd be quite happy never talking to again to find you and message you;
4) Informing the world about your tiny daily annoyances, diet, and drinking/socialising and/or bowel habits;
5) Posting little else but links to things and stupid witticisms.
6) Playing Scrabble.
Twitter is basically the same, except doesn't include 1-3 or 6.
by bald_rick December 26, 2011
Get the Facebook mug.The act of making your everyday life more interesting on Facebook for the purpose of invoking a jealous response.
To make up lies to make your self feel better.
To take the smallest event in your mundane life and turn it into a Hans Christian Andersen like fairy tale.
To make up lies to make your self feel better.
To take the smallest event in your mundane life and turn it into a Hans Christian Andersen like fairy tale.
"I love my life, it's filled with rainbows and bunny rabbits. I am so blessed to have such wonderful people in my life." Although most of these people aren't that great.
"I have the best boyfriend in the world. He is my best friend. I am just so lucky." However you and him get into fights all the time.
Oh look at her posting another status on Facebook. She is such a Facebook Fluffer. Isn't that like her 5th today?
"I have the best boyfriend in the world. He is my best friend. I am just so lucky." However you and him get into fights all the time.
Oh look at her posting another status on Facebook. She is such a Facebook Fluffer. Isn't that like her 5th today?
by Capa March 28, 2013
Get the Facebook Fluffer mug.Somthing that is so cool/neat/epic/rare that when it happens, you have to pist a pic of it on facebook.
by JanieE408 May 3, 2014
Get the Facebook Proud mug.Someone who always gets owned on Facebook statuses/comments by friends or friends of friends and never gets much likes on a status, in the most cases due to his own stupidity.
Sped literally shares a video every 15 minutes, he likes old posts and literally every status and comment he sees, and he places dumb or inappropriate comments on everyone's profile picture. People always make epic burns on his statuses and his weird comments on statuses, and these burns always get liked by strangers. He's such a Facebook dupe.
by YORAMRW July 11, 2015
Get the Facebook dupe mug.A Facebook commenter with absolutely no degree in any natural science whatsoever, who feels they somehow know more than an actual scientist who has been researching a specific subject matter all of their life. Unlike real scientists, facts or logic don't seem to phase the facebook scientist. She or he would much rather believe that anything that real scientists have to say are just being payed for by "Big Pharma" or liberals who want to take over the world.
Despite no proven causal link whatsoever between vaccines and autism, Mary, a facebook scientist, feels confident enough that doctors who went to medical school and have been practicing and researching medicine for decades don't know what they're talking about, she's willing to risk people's lives around her by not vaccinating her son because she read a blog post online.
Jem has decided that he knows more than the entire community of climate scientists and has proudly claimed global warming is just a hoax. For your own good, don't try to argue with him on this. It's like playing chess with an ape.
Jem has decided that he knows more than the entire community of climate scientists and has proudly claimed global warming is just a hoax. For your own good, don't try to argue with him on this. It's like playing chess with an ape.
by kingbumii May 5, 2016
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