shit faced

A combination of shithead and fuckface. Means someone who is stupid, assholish, resembling a shitface.

I was such a shit faced person because I was so lazy to do any work today!

by pornuser May 20, 2018

Quokka-faced

An eager, happy but mindless expression on the face. All the lights are on but no one is home.

The Bouan-Bathor stared quokka-faced at Cara Delvingne and tried to make her wear the stupid hat.

by Fred Bigley June 9, 2018

Shit faced

Shit faced

When drinking too much or smoking too much the person becomes so fucked they call him/her shit faced

by lil pipe June 23, 2018

Open-faced sandwich

When two dudes are getting a blow job at the same time.

Bobby and Johnny called over Becky to give her an open-faced sandwich as she satiable appetite for cock.

by Tone dead titties March 11, 2018

big faded

The new dumb thing to say about getting drunk usually used by dumb kids who want to sound cool, kind of like Finnah

We’re finnah(gonna) get big faded tonight at the function cuzz.

by Thizzlerontheroof May 12, 2018

Shit-Faced

When your eating your girlfriends pussy and she farts.

I got shit-faced last night.

by Zjman July 5, 2018

Flat faced ugly

Endearing name given to the First Nations on the west coast of Canada.

He, look at all the flat faced uglies netting salmon on the river!
James joe, who is he again?
He lives on the Rez, he’s a flat faced ugly.

by Timmy-o-tool July 16, 2018