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Dong

A popular name for the male phallus, brought back into the spotlight by erectile enthusiasts, Numan.com with their tv advert entitled 'call it what you will', declared the 'best ever advert' by the flaccid men of Twitter.
That unbranded viagra really brought my dong back to life!

I took a few blue pills and couldn't believe how hard my dong was!
by oldhag89 March 1, 2022
mugGet the Dongmug.

Ding dong

The Yr7 HOY 2019 that everyone hates at st Leonard’s. She dates coony and she is so bent. She loves report cards
Persia: ding dong your a prick

Ding dong: sorry but coony spikes me and your on green now
by Ooof that peng ting February 26, 2019
mugGet the Ding dongmug.

Ding dong

When something surprising, unexpected or impressive happens
(Man does backflip) " Ding Dong! That was amazing
by King Watson August 18, 2013
mugGet the Ding dongmug.

Rhino dong

Yo dude my rhino dong is 7.5 inches long
by Fuck yiu cunt October 23, 2020
mugGet the Rhino dongmug.

dong-a-thon

A one-night stand with a female that is accompanied by two or more men in sexual intercoarse.
Affter we won football game me and the whole team ran a dong-a-thon on Jennifer in the locker room!
by Just a Geek Clapping Cheeks September 15, 2017
mugGet the dong-a-thonmug.

does will have a long dong

will wants to know if he has a long dong? can you help find it?
Riter, Have you seen my does will have a long dong? I can't find it anywhere!
by anonymous February 3, 2022
mugGet the does will have a long dongmug.

Ding dong

When your so idiot there's no other way to describe you
by anonymous November 9, 2020
mugGet the Ding dongmug.

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