Doing a mason

When you steal something that a girl posses and you put it down your pants so they touch your knob if you do a mason right it might end up with you being sucked off in a garden

bro I'm doing a mason so this girls touches my dick

by Joseph Clark June 19, 2016

'doing a Denham'

This is when you are invited to an event, ask about the event several times over at least a week duration. Tell everyone you are excited about the event and then subsequently leave the event after 4 minutes.

'doing a Denham'

by Papa Smithy July 11, 2016

but can it do this?

This is how to reply to someone when they feel as if the chair you are selling is too expensive.

Random Person : $399? For a chair? That’s too much!

Felix : but can it do this?

by uhh may January 21, 2018

doing a chloe

When you vomit on a lads dick, this phenomenon primarily occurs in contact with private school kids or Boris Johnson tribute acts.

"Pass the wet wipes, she's doing a chloe and it burns."

by anonymous December 17, 2020

Doing the Biden

Fucking up something as fast as you can without regard to the outcome or peoples thought.

When Jeremy heard a rumor of being fired he started "Doing the Biden!"

by KSWILDMAN69 July 27, 2021

Doing a Gladys

Refusing to do what’s needed in a serious situation with disastrous consequences, due to baseless overconfidence and wanting to avoid proving your critics right.

Refers to New South Wales Liberal premier Gladys Berejiklian’s refusal to lock down Sydney, to avoid giving political points to the Victorian Labor premier Daniel Andrews. Her failure to lock down in response to the highly contagious and deadly Delta strain of coronavirus has instead lead to a months-long protracted lockdown and lives lost, which could have been avoided by locking down fora short time in the first place.

We told him to get a proper mechanic instead of doing a DIY job, but he insisted on doing a Gladys and now the dipstick needs to buy a whole new engine.

by AussieNerd August 4, 2021

Doing 90s

When someone (most likely a player in a video game) is doing something extremely fast and not thinking about it at all. It can be the most stupid thing imaginable.

Player 1: Imma be doing 90s right now.
Payer 2: what is 'doing 90s' mean?

Player 1: IDK.

by ButterPixel9999 August 16, 2021