dude teach

A viral phrase used to express sarcastic submission to dumbasses who don't have a clue.

A phrase that has little to no meaning and is used simply to piss people off.

Douche: Last night I banged like twenty chicks!

Person: Dude teach

by Magister? Yes Felix? October 25, 2009

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dudezy

Taking the third step into a swimming pool as a male. This is the stair where your junk dips in the pool and is extremely cold, shrinking it to minuscule size possibly causing great embarrassment.

Guy 1: Hey man, this pool party is ballin' there are a ton of girls here.

Guy 2: Yeah totally, too bad I ruined my chances earlier by showing off my frozen shriveled dick when I got in the pool.

Guy 1: Man you gotta watch out for that last step, it's a dudezy.

by shotsshots June 14, 2010

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Dude, your text is drunk.

A cellphone text that's been sent by someone you think is drunk because it's incomprehensible, but you're not sure and you don't want to offend them by asking if THEY'RE drunk.

Person A: "Yeah were somewhere gone off now. where u at?"

Person B: "Dude, your text is drunk. Call me."

by Gin Blossom June 21, 2010

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Dudesbian

A dudeish lesbian with the menality of a guy who is only attracted to women, but doesnt want to put up with their bitchyness, so pretends to be bi sexual and dates femine looking men even though she only likes vagina.

A simple classification term, not to be taken in a derogatory manner.

Another form of dike.

No she's still sleeping with chicks and she won't touch him, she's a dudesbian.

by TheSexualIdentifier April 6, 2011

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