Crystal zooty

Crystal zooties (plural), or a crystal zooty (singular), are spliffs rolled using marijuana crystals as apposed to grinding up buds.

Sometimes as a result of not picking up soon enough and running out of bud.

"You know what?" he said,
"What" his mate replied,
"It's crystal zooty time beiiii" he shouted excitedly whilst launching himself towards the weed paraphernalia.

by Quantmebad December 4, 2018

cryaling

verb. (cry-uh-ling)
A new level of crying
past the point of depression
past the point of hope
cryaling will not make you want to die, it will make you dead

After thinking about my life for all of one second, I began cryaling uncontrollably.

by A-Cryaling-Little-Crap December 18, 2018

CrySturbate

(Also see SobGasm )
Crying while masturbating/cuming

Ima go crysturbate

by somerandommexicanboi February 12, 2019

crywithsalt

He is the best artist and he loves drawing more . He is inspired by gawx and vexx

Wow great art crywithsalt!

by Bigdqddyjoe October 16, 2019

crysantha

a girl that complains about not having any friends but rejects plans when is asked to go out. she’s pretty and people view her as nice with fashionable clothes that no one knows how she got because she’s dirt broke. she says she’s bisexual, but really, she’s gay. oh, and she has daddy issues.

girl 1: hey why don’t you ever hang out with crysantha anymore?
girl 2: because all she does is sleep at home and complain about how shitty her life is but doesn’t do anything about it.
girl 1: fair enough. what a slut.

by blueisalesbian November 18, 2019

CrypticClandestine

A wonderful, sweet girl full of kindness and is very, very pretty. She works at Swirlyz as a Vice President, and she is so very kind, and everyone loves her. If you haven't met her yet, you should, because she's one of the kindest people on the planet. c:

"You're a jerk!"-someone "It's fine! I forgive you!" -CrypticClandestine

by Pokemon_GoYea April 2, 2020

Crymond

When someone takes your only diamond in Minecraft and you cry like a fucking baby.

Guy: Did you take my diamond???
Guy 2: It's literally 1 fucking diamond, get another, you Crymond.

by skytiger July 29, 2020