Jungle condom

Fail safe protection used to penetrate orifices of individuals likely to be riddled with disease.

Dude, you better put on a fucking jungle condom before you fuck that...that whore has so many diseases her cooch has alphabet soup in it.

by Stitches June 1, 2015

canyon condom

It is the condom women wear when they do not want to get pregnant. Similar to a male condom.
It is also something a male wear when they perform anal and do not want a frosted asshole.

Ex 1.
Girl: Baby please I'm tired...
Guy: Put that canyon condom back on, I'm going in.
Ex 2.
Guy 1: Are you ready yet? ;)
Guy 2: Not without a canyon condom on.

by NoeyJoeyLoey July 20, 2015

Karaoke condom

A sanitation cover used in microphones on Karaoke machines for hygienic purpose

"Dude let me hit the bathroom first.. While that, won't you put the Karaoke condom on the microphones?"

by GolferA October 8, 2015

captain condom

A person who's father should have used a condom. Or defiantly should have pulled out.

Joe is such a captain condom. I bet his father wished he used one .

by Broutiful August 22, 2016

Remote Concolism

A disorder when a person feels the need to possess all remote controls in a household or entertainment system.

My boyfriend suffers from a severe case of remote concolism where he has to have the remotes when we watch Netflix.

by sdickiso November 21, 2016

soggy condom

the condition of your condom after you ejaculate inside it.

please give me a moment I need to change this soggy condom so we can continue our bonding

by Megga Faggot November 23, 2016

lead condom

What you blame after you bust an extra watery nut.

'Damn, way too oily'
'A lead condom ruins everything'

by small nuts April 20, 2017