Wantagh Cowboy

A big burly bad boy who is equally comfortable in a saloon or camping in the 'Daks.
He knows that everyone wants to be an outlaw until there is outlaw shit to do. Armed with that information he still attends country music concerts on a regular basis at Mulcahy's and Jones Beach. He meanders along the Wantagh Parkway and Sunrise Highway aboard his trusty steed Rav4 or square body pickup. Dreaming of a class B.
He will whisper or shout while telling you a story in excruciating detail.
If you run across him tread lightly,
kindly purchase him a cadillac margarita, tip your hat and mosey on along.

The saloon doors flew open and coming in hot a figure entered. We all gasped, it was the "Wantagh Cowboy"!
He sauntered up to the bar, his bride at his side with empty six shooter hands and shouted, "Yee Haw" while ordering a Cadillac Margarita. "Don't forget the triple sec he exclaimed."

by Days1 June 24, 2024

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Grindstone Cowboys

In every Little League, two dads always do the work of 80 volunteers.

Sheila said, "Travis & Chris work the field for every game, even the ones their own kids don't play in!" Bob replied, "They are the Grindstone Cowboys."

by Kobayish June 24, 2024

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coldwater cowboy

Full time boat cruise captain, part time lumberjack, sometime supervisor.

The "Coldwater Cowboy" is most noted for leaving a fiasco in his boat wake, a disaster in his wood chips and a few tears in the hoistway.

by SEABISCUIT797 July 10, 2024

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Neon Cowboy

A smooth talking charmer who sweeps you off your feet at night but disappears by morning light. Fake cowboy, all heat, no heart.

I know his type, he’s a Neon Cowboy that just wants a one night stand.

by Bobsagets October 23, 2024

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Canadian Cowboy Hat

A Canadian Cowboy Hat is when you when you wear some who just gave birth's placenta as a hat.

I did a Canadian Cowboy Hat when my wife gave birth to out first-born.

by POROMONHATER1 December 11, 2024

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Daisy Conroy

tends to be a young girl who grew up with a full head of grey hairs and is an absolute raging achy!
Very good friend tho so keep them on your side or they'll beat you to death with their small hockey stick

Live,Laugh, Love

yo daisy Conroy why is your hair grey your only 7

fuck off it isn't you smelly fish face

by scallywagster December 13, 2024

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