Coffee Beaning

She was coffee beaning hell out of him!
by danielspend69 December 5, 2021
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coffee stirrer

To insert your fingers into someone's anus.
Person A: Oh god, I think I coffee stirred someone.
Person B: Coffee stir?
Person A: I put my fingers in someone's arse!
Person B: You're a coffee stirrer!
by TranTran December 15, 2011
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coffee rhino

A person who spontaneously bursts out with anger due to overconsumption of caffeine.
"May I sit between you two coffee rhinos?" asked Amanda.
by rtrac3y December 26, 2011
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A super kind wife/mom who loves her husband and kiddos as much as Target and Iced Coffee. Knows who she is and owns it and helps to build others up. Unapologetically a Queen on her own right.
Did you see Ashlynn’s mom? She was awesome!

She’s a passenger seat iced coffee queen for sure.
by MamaLlama5278 September 11, 2023
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critical coffee

Overstepping the critical amount of coffee you can drink, i. e. having one to many cups of coffee resulting in becoming very tired instead of alert and awake.
"oh boy, I'm too tired for the meeting now"
"why - you've been drinking coffee all morning!"
"yea, but I just had my critical coffee, no I need a nap"
by bustrud March 9, 2023
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Coffee

also: coffé, live juice, the reason to live
Together with alcohol, tobacco, and sometimes cannabis, coffee is one of the legal drugs.
Other than the first tree, coffee is a drug that is mostly accepted as normal in our society even though it ist mostly even more addictive than illegal drugs.
Extremely addicted people can't stay awake or resist to take another dose, not even a single day.
Coffee is also a transitional drug for harder drugs like energy drinks or coffee shots, that can even have a harder impact on the body.
The addictive of coffee is caffeine, side effects of caffeine are sleeplessness, without caffeine the body gets sleepy and rectitude.
Ready to consume coffee is often sold in coffee bars by dealers, they are often called baristas in the scene.
It is forbidden to drink alcohol in the public, but coffee is often consumed on the way.
customer: "I need another dose of coffee ... how about a large Frappe with soy milk"
barista/dealer: "you don't have the money for it, last time you even pledget your pants for one."
by LucSkyr0b June 2, 2020
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Coffee

I'm high on coffee!!
by A random piece of cardboard September 6, 2020
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