Chip and Kale

The names of Jason's left and right testicle, respectively. Inspired by Chip and Dale, but not really, because we are in basic bitch era where everything is about kale.

(While going down on Jason) I'm gonna name them. Chip and Dale is cute but too boring. You haven't shaved today, so the left one is a bit crispy... the other one doesn't really taste like anything... Imma call them Chip and Kale.

by hellomynameisloca December 21, 2018

Chips

an australian term used to describe a bargin, derived from "cheap as chips"

Terry "This cost fuck all"
Sharon "shit yeah, chips"

by Meli Lama December 26, 2018

chips

easy

Can you help me move this box?
Ya, that's chips

by theogwafflebitch December 26, 2018

Burnt chip

The word burnt chip is slang for mixed to black person.

Dude I like the look of that burnt chip.

by Lolpop9009 January 5, 2019

Chips

Possibly the greatest snack ever invented

Man I love me some potato chips! They’re awesome!

by jchamp7 June 17, 2018

Twat Chip

A smaller, more dry version of a twat waffle.

She is like a bag of twat chips, but with more air than twat chips.

by Vaixl June 24, 2018

Nut chips

When you rub chips on you balls then offer it to a friend. He will think your being a kind person offering to share your snack but he has no idea.

This one time at band camp, joe ate hunters nut chips.

Hey man im going to give that fucking midget over there some nut chips

by Dr.Sexy_M.D. August 2, 2018