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Chinese Toe Hold 

A sadistic game perpetrated on a young son by his drunken father. The object is to get the toe-holdee to to say things like you are my master, you are The King and I am your servant. All of these are done under duress since the toe holder is causing extreme pain. Fortunately, after many chances, the lesson was learned. The ultimate victory is when the stubborn teacher of the game will not relent and gets a broken big toe!
Oh no here comes dad, drunk again! I bet he doesn't play the Chinese toe hold game again! Beat that Peckerwood at his own game I did!
Chinese Toe Hold by spidergrafx October 2, 2023
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Chinese Crap 

You are the problem. You can't live without the Chinese crap in your life so you buy more and more of it. Like some sort of junkie addicted to the hit of drugs, your drug of choice is the crap.

You shift the blame to the material things been poorly made and call it cheap Chinese crap but it was you all along who needed that hit when buying material shit.
So here you sit in your house filled with chinese crap looking on your chinese crap device looking for more chinese crap to buy.
It doesn't matter what it cost to the planet, what conditions the people who made the crap work in.

So long as there is a steady supply of more crap to buy, you will live on, buying more crap till it piles up to the sky.
Ted: "You live for Chinese crap."
Chinese Crap by Mr. Moistsuffalese November 12, 2023

Chinese Season 

From the 2nd Friday in November to January 8th; The season where Chinese food tastes more savory, and demand for it spikes. Also the Chinese women appear more attractive during this season.
It’s finally Chinese Season! Gonna get me some good food!
Chinese Season by Monarch Monkey November 18, 2023

Chinese Liberal 

Someone who wants to live in a communist state but rejects calling it communism. This person wants everyone else to be forced to do all the work and do no work themselves.
Jon is upset because he doesn't want to do anything and wants everyone else to be forced to pull their own weight. Jon is a chinese liberal.
Chinese Liberal by saralipsy November 29, 2023

Chinese Water Torture 

When two guys stick their dicks into a Chinese finger trap. The ensuring stimulation makes pre cum leak out edging them but they are unable to cum.
I heard Jack and Max were caught doing Chinese Water torture.

Chinese Cape 

When and individual stretches their ballsack out and wrap it around the shaft of their penis, leaving the head exposed at the top.
I met my wife by walking up to her at a bar lifting my shirt and showing her my Chinese cape.
Chinese Cape by Johnpringle December 1, 2023