Cool as a tool

This phrase is used to describe someone that acts like they are the king shit and wants everyone to know it. You can tell they are like this by the way they walk, talk, and act. Their huge ego is astounding because a lot of the time these people think they are better than everyone else.

Katie: "Hey girl, look at Molly over there with her new North face, Uggs, and yoga pants. She is sooo popular, I wish I was as cool as her."

Amy: "What a fake, she is about as cool as a tool."

by Marpfart Marpdiesel Marps Dave December 23, 2013

cool points

This is the word used to descibe how cool a person is. There is two types of cool points. One is called Phils dad this means the person has so many cool points it is impossible to explain how cool and legendary he/she is. The other is called Hollys mum this means the person has no cool points and is so unpopular and annoying that it is impossible to explain.

Dave: Hey look at that person over there he is so cool and has loads of cool points!

A wise man: He is such a Phils dad!

or

Dave: look at that old granny she is so ugly!

Wise man: She is such a Hollys mum.

by philium March 22, 2009

Cool Shield

Something you have if you are cool enough that protects you from harm. Ranges from the size of your pinky to a 2 mile radius around the person.

That dude has a cool shield
-or-
He could survive a nuclear blast with his cool shield.

by BigBlowfish November 19, 2004

9k Cool

An extra dramatic way of saying saying very cool in a sarcastic manner.

Me: Brah, I just got some new Jay's.

Friend: 9k Cool Brah.

by Ck logger May 6, 2019

cool dude

An expression used to show a lack of interest in someone's comment or opinion. Used in a sarcastic sense to emphasize that you don't care.

Dave:
"I lost my virginity today!"

Steve:
"Cool dude"

Dave:
...

by cooldude111 January 23, 2011

Cool Breeze

An exclamation made when a hot girl walks or drives by.

Similar to 'nice wheels' or 'giggity'.

Todd:Wow man there goes that sweet chick again.
Nate: Cool breeze...

by CoolBreezers256 July 4, 2010

cool beans

A term that actually explains how you porked someone. Used to describe something very favorable or pleasing.

Greg: hey tom, what did you do this weekend?
Tom: i cool beans'd the shit out of your dog!
Greg: you mean my sister?
Tom: why would i do that to your sister?

by ieatpony118 January 23, 2010