Chode Alligator

A dood or Chick who is a bit rough while providing a BJer.

Timmy was alarmed to find that Sammy was a Chode Alligator in one of their moon light sessions.

by Dirt E Bird September 30, 2014

Chode Candle

When a match is inserted into a man's urethra

Dude, I totally just gave Garry a gnarly chode candle when he was passed out

by Chodecandle March 21, 2015

chode artist

A form of painting done with ones flaccid penis. Men with the smallest and roundest cocks excel at this art form.

My friend is a professional chode artist.
I am embarrassed and proud to say I am a chode artist.

by Poompi December 22, 2015

Greasy chode

Admiral Ackbar

That fish is such a greasy chode!

by sutf October 13, 2011

URBAN CHODE

A chode relating to or having characteristics of a town or city.

Ron has an Urban Chode.

by definitionz January 19, 2019

Fucking Chode

When your friend keeps telling you to deal with the annoying people in your life, you should call them a fucking chode.

"Just deal with the Star Wars obsessed kid, dude." "Shut the fuck up you fucking chode"

by Tim and Tom December 12, 2018

Chode creep

The retraction of the penis in the anticipation of using drugs(specifically amphetamines), and the eventual use thereof consequently exacerbating the symptoms.

I'm so excited about doing some drugs that I have a serious case of chode creep.

by Alistaire Weatherby July 16, 2013