Bump on a log

The type of person who will not move off of the couch. A person who likes to yell and rage to claim back their spot. A type of person who will and can be lazy and will glare down anyone who wishes to steal their log (the couch).

Hey Olivia do you wanna go out today?

Olivia: No Im a bump on a log

by Bump on a log July 25, 2022

Bumped

Geordie slang for scammed or ripped off.

Friend: I'm such an idiot I've just bought sugar for 20 quid.

Me: That's why you don't buy ket off the chavs. You get bumped to bits.

by Minecraftweedmod January 1, 2020

bump bag

A bag of cocaine given to someone for a favor

Ie . I have Joe a bump bag for a ride to the bar

I have joe a bump bag for a ride to the bar

by Dr Galoush May 1, 2015

bump cuts

Playing music loudly, ideally on some nice speakers.

Yo, I just finished work...come through with some bud and let's bump cuts, I got the new RTJ album on wax!

by sfweedman August 28, 2020

bump a train

London slang for fare evasion.

My mate got caught trying to bump a train.

by ggsm3 April 30, 2024

fist bump

The New York slang for the art of pegging another man.

"Seth; Hey I'm going to fist bump Devin brb"

by thickdick123 July 25, 2021

Elbow bumps

a kama sutra position where both elbows come together causing an elbow bump

"Yo, didn't you go out with Kelly last night?"

"Sure did. And when it was all over, I was giving her elbow bumps across the dresser."

by JaVonni Brustow May 31, 2021