bump

a small pile of cocaine to snort

"hang on a sec...i gotta get a bump"

"can i get a bump?"

"you need a bump?"

by .: High Priestess :. November 12, 2017

Deacon Bumps

noun: the bumps that are located either on the rolls or just the back of a deacon's neck

Deacon Bumps on the rear neck

by tommy01 April 19, 2009

Florida Speed Bump

A manatee. They are hard to spot in the water, and a motorboat driving over it can injure or kill the manatee if the blades are moving fast enough. Because manatees are threatened, Florida laws typically require boats to drive slower in rivers and coastal areas to protect the manatees, should you drive over one with a motorboat.

“And if you look to your left, you can see a manatee grazing near the shore, or as we like to call them, Florida speed bumps… Yeah, I know it’s a dark joke”

by greglinsanity June 14, 2022

Bumps on a Log

It's that thing when one gay guy puts his testicles on another gay guys' penis. (From Saturday Night Live)

Gay guy: "hey you want to have relations?"
Other gay guy: "only if you do Bumps on a Log..."

by Blazed_Dorito April 12, 2019

Trump Bump

Term for a baby conceived at a Trump rally.

I only slept with him that night so I could get my Trump bump.

by TJmaxal January 12, 2024

Newfoundland Speed Bump

A slang term in Newfoundland for moose. If you hit one with your car, your car will stop in its tracks, and probably kill you. The moose, however, will be fine.

Me buddy Stanley was havin' a time drivin' from St. Johns to Dildo, till he hit the Newfoundland speed bump and battered to Jaysus

by Dragonsandman July 16, 2021

Liar Bump

It comes from changing the word in a song from “Lady Bump” to “Liar Bump”, it means the word “liar” can walk outside from English dictionary and dance…dance…dance…in every ways ,finally, it’s called “Liar Bump”. This word is for a lady who likes to tell a lie in everyday life. She doesn’t have respect for herself.

e.g. She is total Liar Bump from dictionary.

by Eternal Real Pearl December 31, 2018