Clothing that you fill with hot sticky cum when you ejaculate from your throbbing hard dick due to masturbation or a wet dream
Last night I woke up to find my boxers squishy with cold sperm all over it and my stomach and legs. I realised I had a wet dream and thought, hey im already dirty... I masturbated and didnt even bother to catch the cum, leaving my boxers to catch it. It was awsome, my jizz went all over my hands and I rubbed it all over my softening dick.
by callum69 May 29, 2009
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A shit eating uncontrollable grin. It is best explained by the guy in the Disarono commercial after seeing the chick deep throat the ice cube.
by Ill mon May 6, 2007
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Get the Falcon Boner mug.Nick Clegg of the Liberal Democrat Party in the UK joining in a coalition government with his moral enemy because he was blinded by his massive power boner.
by domsydavey May 12, 2010
Get the Power Boner mug.A pair of boxers that a boy keeps in his room and never washes. These are usually his prized possession in his messy room / closet. They usually smell like the boy's farts, since he would have done so in them many times before.
boy 1: what are these?
boy 2: my fart-boxers, they're always lying around here.
boy 1: oh, nice man; mine are blue.
boy 2: my fart-boxers, they're always lying around here.
boy 1: oh, nice man; mine are blue.
by tycali February 1, 2013
Get the fart-boxers mug.getting such a hard bonner that it takes a long cold shower or imediate whacking to get it to go away.
jeff: man it inst leaving i think i am getting light headed
chris: dude u better do something or it will become boneragmatic
jeff: o shit i dont want that!
chris: dude u better do something or it will become boneragmatic
jeff: o shit i dont want that!
by samuel adams January 31, 2005
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