Book

A book is this thing that has words in it and words are made of letters and letters are these things that make up the alphabet and the alphabet is used to read and reading is what you're doing right now.

The book is in your hands

by fritosdoritos May 24, 2015

BOOK

A "BOOK" is a Boring Overly Obnoxious Kompla.

A kompla in this context is a complicated koala.

OMG, she's such a book!

by iamadinosaur June 13, 2016

book report

When your in a relationship and you two are arguing, the time that some says, "hold on let's get on the same page"

This can be resolved with a book report

by Ajay Graham October 9, 2007

read a book

Sleeping. This is derived from the groggy state one is in while reading a book, which sometimes sounds like they are sleeping when they answer the phone.

*Lance calls Seth*
Seth: ...hello
Lance: Man are you about to read a book!?!
Seth: ...yep
Lance: Go back to sleep.

by s1337 September 19, 2009

booske

slang term for mother

hey booske make me some grub
my ma is Booske

by Bricka n Lacey August 12, 2003

Booka T'd

Named after the famous WWE wrestler. the act of role play during sexual intercourse whereby a white girl is having sex with a white man, but pretends she is being banged by a black guy. After this, the girl is said to have been "Booka T'd".

"Dude, I totally made my girlfriend pretend i was black while I banged her last night - her ass got Booka T'd!"

by veh-jay-jay January 5, 2009

Book

A strange extraterrestrial object that contains paper. On this so called "paper", there is an evil thing called "words". These peculiar things called "words" are infused with so much hate that it stings your eyes when you attempt to "read" it.

Teacher: Coming to school late huh? Im giving you detention.
Me: eh
Teacher: Extra homework?
Me: eh
Teacher: AH! A BOOK REPORT!
Me: OH SH*T

by the random dude March 9, 2016