Baby Bones

A young skeleton, typically referred to with Sans the Skeleton or The Great Papyrus

Papyrus: "In my opinion... junior jumble is easily the hardest."
Sans: "what? really, dude? that easy-peasy word scramble? that's for baby bones."

by Brational May 11, 2018

bone hoed

When you get fucked over royally by a professional.

"I picked up a cheap hooker on the corner and she bone hoed my ass."

by williecdawg August 5, 2008

Pre-Bone

V. When one has sexual relations with someone of interest before even arriving at a party.

Party Goer 1: Dude, Nelson's such a champ.
Party Goer 2: How so?
Party Goer 1: He pre-gamed by chugging a four loco. Then when his girl came down from the shower; they pre-boned right there. They left for the party after all that.
Party Goer 2: Damn, nice work.

by B_T_Wily October 21, 2010

Bone heaven

Waking up continous through the night and having sex. From the realization that your laying next to a prize attractive woman. A state of euphoria derived from the knowledge of tricking a woman into bed who is of much higher class.

Man, she's so fine I was in bone heavan for 3 weeks.

by RJ September 4, 2004

public bone

Having dirty sex in a public place

Jill: Carlisle, are you up for a public bone?
Jill reaches hand down between his legs
Jill: Yes. You. Are.

by jilburf January 7, 2009

Dog Bone

Something that your stupid fucking piece of shit dog chews on every hEcKInG day because they have nothing else to do in their life other than constantly chewing on that nasty ass dog bone for 38 hours. Most of the time you're probably stepping on them because you're an uncoordinated bastard that doesn't know where the fuck he always steps.
It is also something that most dogs FUCKING EAT, because they honestly don't have any other shit to eat besides Sheep Liver and pieces of Rat shit. (aka purina chicken & rice formula)

Shit! I just stepped on my dogs slobbery, hard and fucking disgusting piece of my dogs bone(r).
My feet are now permanently disabled.

Why are there so many dog bones buried in my backyard? Wait, these aren't dog bones...

by Hecking Degenerate December 5, 2019

Black Bone

A black dildo.

Aruonswin: Haha yo I drew black bones all over your paper!

Tyrone: Nigga what?!

by Brownrice23 March 15, 2011