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barber

to cut a line or a class or to skip work
Damn that line is long im bout to be a barber

Im bout to be a barber an not go to work
by Good oL JR July 23, 2008
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Wisconsin badger

a generally very hot, happy person who knows how to party and has a lot of sex. Is often hated on by people from surrounding schools that aren't ranked as high, such as Minnesota and, as previously stated, Iowa. Don't be angry because you had to go to your safety school. But yeah, they have a pretty amazing time in college, work hard, and do well. After they graduate, they generally get a sweet ass job and live the life. So yeah, being a badger is pretty amazing - you should try it some time - i'd highly recommend it!
Apparently a Hawkeye? - "I hate those fucking Wisconsin badgers, so i'm going to stereotype them as being large, overweight losers, as i've probably never actually been to Madison before...."
Badger - "gee, have you been around Iowa lately? Must say, rural areas in Wisconsin and Iowa are not generally that far apart, except that Iowa seems to have far fewer people due to their citizen's generally agrarian lifestyle"

I must note that it seems odd to get bashed by a Hawkeye, usually our rival is Minnesota......but, don't be jealous, that just makes you look desperate

just thought i'd throw this in, given that it is generally how the Badgers are insulted......

Minnesota student: "the badgers *random baseless insult that is very stereotyped, rabble, rabble, rabble*"
Wisconsin Student" "umm, yeah, that doesn't make you sound like a complete moron and a five year old at all, you know"
by TheDictionKing May 26, 2009
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Badgers

mystic creatures that was used as backup against the forces of sauron in the movie "the two towers"
"thats not an orc-horn"
by brandon heat January 31, 2005
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Ass Barber

Someone who cuts or shaves ass hair for a living.
by Brent Jarvis November 8, 2008
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Banger

Hella sick! Very gnarly or just plain great. Mostly used for skateboarding but can be used in the work place or class room to describe great moments.
"Jordan you got a 72 out of 70 on this test."

"Banger!"
by Bangerlivas April 30, 2009
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badger badger badger

If you overdo magic mushrooms they change your brain permanently. You get to a stage where the more magic mushrooms you take the more of a snake you become, if you look closely into the eyes of a trip casualty you will see they are somehow serpent like. As humans we are born with an override switch regarding our primitive instincts call them id if you like call it superego and ego likewise, like our inner parent and self, snakes on the other hand being primitive animals do not posses this override or even the higher centres of the brain that initiate the override, if you trip too much you will damage the override function permanently and so become snake like. Eventually you cannot control yourself or stop badgering and hurting people constantly. There's an old saying, "Snakes and Ladders." Ladders being a way of getting very high eg perceived ladders to heaven. When you're gone, you can't come back, because you're out of the blue and into the black, this loosely means when you lose your mind to trips, you won't get it back again. There's always the sun, remember your first trip and how bright it made everything look? This means the effects are permanent. You may even find you need something to give you back the inner peace you lost for good eg heroin, a lot of people will vouch for this fact. Give up before it's too late or you'll end up rotten to the core. Listen to Jugband Blues by Pink Floyd.
magic mushrooms affect a part of the primitive brain structures known as the limbic system, in particular the thalamus. the thalamus controls messages coming into the brain from the rest of the nervous system, and messages going from the brain to the rest of the nervous system. in other words, motor function (movement) and physical sensation. take to many and you'll reduce it's size and effectiveness, so you end up being unable to control your impulses eg aggression like a snake and you'll badger badger badger people and you will feel different, often unpleasant and wired, not at peace, within yourself.
by holden caulfield1 January 22, 2011
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ham and bangers

Attributes of a great MILF. Great big ham legs and massive mashable bangers. Something for the guy that likes legs and something for the guy that likes tits.
Dude 1: "Wow, you seen that new MILF in Accounts? Great ham and bangers!"
Dude 2: "Hell yeah! Full pork breakfast!"
by Wizards Sleeve August 18, 2006
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