When a 'friend' of yours is a total ho and sleeps with your man behind your back, you find two new men. One to strut as eye candy, and a secret boyfriend. Eye candy decoy boyfriend would ideally enjoy the ho's competition.
Didn't that hurt your feeling that she was flirting with your boyfriend? What, oh, he's the decoy boyfriend.
by P.Venuit May 29, 2016
Get the Decoy Boyfriendmug. by Mayatrice June 3, 2022
Get the baby boyfriendmug. September 22 national boyfriend day
The day you be appreciative that he stayed with you for this long already
The day you be appreciative that he stayed with you for this long already
by 🍑❌😢 September 21, 2021
Get the National boyfriend daymug. by Lavender The Bitch May 24, 2021
Get the My mom's boyfriendmug. by goofy3535 November 26, 2023
Get the boyfriends webtoonmug. I could have made that story so much better and he has the best power so now I have to talk about him even though I don't necessarily want to...
Hym "Wouldn't it be better if Supertwink's Tangible/Intangible Gay Boyfriend was really the villain? He's obsessed with Superboy so he resolves to augment the red kryptonite he finds one day and turns it pink in a lab accident that results in him becoming both tangible and intangible.
Hym "Wouldn't it be better if Supertwink's Tangible/Intangible Gay Boyfriend was really the villain? He's obsessed with Superboy so he resolves to augment the red kryptonite he finds one day and turns it pink in a lab accident that results in him becoming both tangible and intangible.
Then he uses the pink kryptonite to turn superboy gay and get superboy to molest his butthole. But Superman thinks something is amiss. He found himself suspiciously horny around that gay dude. So he enlists Batman to follow him. Who is this tangible/intangible gay man and why have they never heard of someone with such an overwhelming power? So they investigate and the truth is revealed but WHAT COULD THEY POSSIBLY DO AGAINST SOMEONE WHO IS NOT TANGIBLE!? So they are left to fight superboy to try and get him away from the pink kryptonite but OH NO! Supertwink's Tangible/Intangible Gay Boyfriend doesn't have to deal with molecular entanglement! Molecules that aren't his are displaced when he becomes tangible! Even the Kryptonian's hyper-dense molecular structure isn't safe from molecular displacement! It's ok! Batman called a friend 30 minutes ago. Barry Allen comes flying in 'Sorry I'm late!' Barry can ALSO pass through solid objects and is able to vibrate hus molecules so that Supertwink's Tangible/Intangible Gay Boyfriend can't permeate through Barry's body! Supertwink's Tangible/Intangible Gay Boyfriend is defeated! Superboy is traumatized from being used and molested! Bring him some whores to spite Hym! That'll make it all better!"
by Hym Iam March 11, 2023
Get the Supertwink's Tangible/Intangible Gay Boyfriendmug. A boy who listens to the Drain Gang collective. He is almost always distinctly dressed in different styles of clothes (Affliction, Designer, Baggy clothes, Monotone colors, bb Simon, New rock etc.). Consider him a fashion demon because his outfits are never boring. Drainers dress for themselves mixing and matching thing you'd never imagine, creating fire fits.
Having a drainer as a boyfriend means there will always be another person in the relationship... Whether it's Bladee, Ecco2k, or Thaiboy Digital, he will glaze them. He will embrace his love for the members of drain gang and their music. Drain gang is ALWAYS PLAYING. Don't be mistaken though, a drainer boyfriend will give you the world and all his love. You don't have to worry about your drainer boyfriend cheating because they known your the one person who will love, listen and, embrace drain gang with them (that means the world to them). Drainer boyfriends may get the image of being narcissistic but in reality they care more about their partner then themself. Drainer boyfriends are lowkey respectful quiet freaks. They are generally quiet in person, but in private they express themselves freely. If his favorite is Ecco2k, make him take a gay test...
Having a drainer as a boyfriend means there will always be another person in the relationship... Whether it's Bladee, Ecco2k, or Thaiboy Digital, he will glaze them. He will embrace his love for the members of drain gang and their music. Drain gang is ALWAYS PLAYING. Don't be mistaken though, a drainer boyfriend will give you the world and all his love. You don't have to worry about your drainer boyfriend cheating because they known your the one person who will love, listen and, embrace drain gang with them (that means the world to them). Drainer boyfriends may get the image of being narcissistic but in reality they care more about their partner then themself. Drainer boyfriends are lowkey respectful quiet freaks. They are generally quiet in person, but in private they express themselves freely. If his favorite is Ecco2k, make him take a gay test...
Person 1: "You have a drainer boyfriend?"
Person 2: "Yeah he only listens to drain gang"
Person 1: "You're a lucky girl... he's well dressed and has great music taste"
Person 2: "Yeah he only listens to drain gang"
Person 1: "You're a lucky girl... he's well dressed and has great music taste"
by hiimdory! April 8, 2024
Get the Drainer Boyfriendmug.