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baked beans.

a person who has reached the age of 57. hence the name Heinze'57'.
baked beans.

Dave: How olds your wife now, mate? Must be getting on a bit now.
Derreck: Baked beans, mate!
Dave: OH Heinze '57' is she?
by Olly Hall October 15, 2008
mugGet the baked beans.mug.

Bean bake lover

Someone who’s farts fucking stink
Fucking hell rick didn’t know you were a bean bake lover !”
by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025
mugGet the Bean bake lovermug.

Shake and Bake

To have sex (shake) when you get high (bake).
Jake: "Hey girl you wanna come over and shake and bake?"

Monica: "Fuck yeah"
by GalacticFucker January 19, 2018
mugGet the Shake and Bakemug.

clam bake

The act of smoking weed through one’s vagina.
Brittany and I are planning on celebrating 4/20 with a good old-fashioned clam bake!
by elgooGcM May 15, 2018
mugGet the clam bakemug.

Loaded Baked Potato

When you high as fuck on a couch and are about to bust a nut.
Shut door bro, loaded baked potato inside. Keep out my guy
by RustyFruit November 30, 2022
mugGet the Loaded Baked Potatomug.

Bake

The word use to warn somebody your about to roast the shit out of them in amount of seconds
"I'm bout to bake"
by Dabootywarrrior September 15, 2019
mugGet the Bakemug.

Baked Submission

A baked good is stuffed into the person's mouth while they are taking it in the ass until they tap out.
My girl was horny and hungry. So I hit he with the baked submission!
by A_Small_Indian_Boy April 19, 2018
mugGet the Baked Submissionmug.

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