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Shit Attack Awareness Level

This scale of measuring ones need for a number. 2 (i.e. dropping the kids off at the pool) is defined from a number between 1 - 10, with 10 being a level so strong you actually crap your pants with the occasional loose bowels (diarrhea).
We could tell by the way Fredrik was running past us towards the toilet that he at least had a shit attack awareness level 7 bordering on 8. The brown stain on his pants definately helped justify this..
by svenski1 October 20, 2009
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Meatless Taco Attack

A meatless taco is a type of food that comes alive and awarkedly attacks you face with a rake. It can happen anytime of the day, whether or not you are eating mexican food.
Friend one: Gah, remember when a meatless taco attacked?
Friend two: yea, that was awaked.

Ahh! a meatless taco attack
by KmJ13 December 19, 2010
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False Flag Nuclear Attack

A nuclear attack performed by a government on its own people to forward its own social agenda.
"The American people wouldn't let the US invade Iran, so the US nuked itself and blamed it on Iranian nationals".
by Hixx September 6, 2005
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fat kid heart attack

the potential result of an overweight person having to endure any of the following life threatening events:
1. too much time without food
2. too much of the same food-i.e. 100 candy bars
3. exercise
"man, if i dont eat soon im gonna have a fat kid heart attack"

OR

"let the boy take a break from running before you give him a fat kid heart attack"
by fadedredwing May 13, 2009
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Peanut butter sneak attack

When you stick your dick in a peanut butter jar and flail it all around to smack them in the face
Yo my dad just gave a peanut butter sneak attack out of no where.
by LjDG July 19, 2018
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attack i pod lemon

some idiotic peice of shit who cant write a definiton with a damm
(person 1)hey have you heard of attack i pod lemon
(person 2)Ooh yeah FUCK THAT MORON.
by attack i pod lemon May 14, 2021
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Joe Biden Sniff Attack

The Joe Biden Sniff Attack is a term that can be used if a image of Joe Biden sniffing someone is found.
"Ew bro,why is Joe Biden smelling her hair?"
"Thats a Joe Biden Sniff Attack if ive ever seen one."
by joebidensnifkid June 6, 2023
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