When a man is about ejaculate and doesn't have any tissues or towels available but he has a feline animal around to take the shot.
by Marcellus995 June 08, 2007
by Vivister March 22, 2010
a abnorbaly large shit which causes bleeding of the the ass do to strains on the ass hole ring itself
this was brought on becaus me and my possie went to quebec on our school trip and i held a shit for the whole tour causeing it to become so wide that it was unberable. the screaming was so loud that they almost went out and got a shaperon to come and figure out wut was wrong. I eventualy took my friends tooth bush and broke intos smaller more berable pieces. (true story)
but i did infact give them a new brush ( i am not that much of an asshole jeez)
this was brought on becaus me and my possie went to quebec on our school trip and i held a shit for the whole tour causeing it to become so wide that it was unberable. the screaming was so loud that they almost went out and got a shaperon to come and figure out wut was wrong. I eventualy took my friends tooth bush and broke intos smaller more berable pieces. (true story)
but i did infact give them a new brush ( i am not that much of an asshole jeez)
holy crap its a quebec dump
by OlivierR September 03, 2006
When a person or a thing doesn't respond to your message on Snapchat; the term 'taking a dump' is therefore used to describe there absence.
Lucas was taking a dump
by XDYTFHGVNFYG October 09, 2017
by Tgibby January 23, 2009
by woopyjay December 21, 2014
A bowl movement that comes upon abruptly after getting good news. Most commonly happens with dogs and people.
Guy 1. Dude your dog just crapped on my carpet!
Guy 2. Relax it was just an excited dump it won't happen again.
Guy 2. Relax it was just an excited dump it won't happen again.
by Dicegame October 12, 2006