brown u-boat

A poo submarine

All aboard The Brown U-boat

by Scab Pwicker February 16, 2018

BOAT

BOAT stands for Best of All Time .

e.g.

1. Did you see mrrek? He's the BOAT when it comes to osu!

2. Araki is a BOATed mangaka

by Siltet September 14, 2025

boat feelings

That weird emotional state where you feel unanchored, unsure, or just kinda... floating through life. Like, you're not drowning, but you're not exactly steering the ship either. You're just out there. In the vibes. On the emotional open sea.

That post-vacation, pre-back-to-work limbo? Boat feelings.
That 2 a.m. stare-at-the-ceiling moment? Boat feelings.
That “do I want to break up or just nap?” vibe? Boat. Feelings.

See also:
drifting • liminal space • soft existential crisis • main character in a coming-of-age indie film

Not to be confused with:
Sea sickness (though emotional nausea may apply)

"You good?"
"Yeah, just got some boat feelings. You know how it is."

by ohiokidokian69 May 13, 2025

air boat

Performed similar to the motor boat except the person performing blows onto the boobs

Last night while trying to give Lindsay a motorboat, Jess totally air boated her instead.

by Big Dan's Air Boat Tours January 21, 2011

boat

Like a ship but platonic! A friendship you really love and endorse or want to see happen. Usually the boat will give you tons of serotonin when they interact or hang out together.

I love connoreatspants and jschlatt’s friendship, I boat them!!

I boat them so much

I’m boating them

by eeeehg January 31, 2021

leathery boat

The act of motor boating a set of old saggy tits

You give that old girl a leathery boat last night you funny cunt

by distort the sender February 15, 2015

Shanghai Boat Ride

When a slutty girl fucks one guy at one end of the pool, and then swims to the other side to fuck another guy.

Bob and I gave that girl a Shanghai Boat Ride last night...I wouldn't go swimming today if I were you!

by JoeBlow696969 March 31, 2011