by ChollyInIran June 22, 2025
In the middle of the night, while your girl sleep, you sneak over to the side of her bed, then drop the biggest load of your life onto her face.
After my girlfriend got in an argument with my bro, I had to unleash the midnight hammer on her. She didn’t suspect a thing!
by Quailz June 22, 2025
by TheAtheistOfficer June 22, 2025
by Bacrow October 27, 2013
by your boi4456 May 24, 2018
A sex position very similar to doggy-style, but with two they/not them's. Strap-ons are not allowed and if there is no penis involved, too bad.
Mason: Yeah, Todd and I Austin Hammered last night.
Callum: Oh my God, did you like it?
Mason: I mean, sorta, they didn't have a cock so it was kind of just not them grinding on me.
Callum: Oh my God, did you like it?
Mason: I mean, sorta, they didn't have a cock so it was kind of just not them grinding on me.
by OMG YOUR COCK IS SO GIRTHY AND September 07, 2021
The Jewish Hammer is the pasty, white penis that will pound your girl 2 minutes at a time. Stealing your girl with longevity in the bones and the hair.
by Pegasus300 November 10, 2020