Road Pizza

when something or someone is really mangled by a car or other thing like that...

commonly also described as FUBAR

dude he was hit by the bus and now he's fucked...

by Mac ir610 August 4, 2004

pizza rule

The Pizza Rule is usually invoked when referring to an unattractive female. "It ain't good pizza, bit it IS pizza."

"Ug. All right, I'll go for it, but I'm invoking the Pizza Rule."

by Traitor Joe September 26, 2008

splitting a pizza

the gayest thing two guys can do together

After splitting a pizza last friday, Rando and Drock could barely make eye contact around the office.

by rando's parents October 19, 2008

Irish Pizza

A pizza pie doused in whiskey.

Irishman: Ill have one Irish Pizza

Italian: Jameson or Jack Daniels?

Irishman: Jameson

by Joe Biden JR. November 16, 2009

Pizza Roll

A sexually deviant act where a man takes a roll of dough and rolls it into the shape of a pizza crust. He then proceeds to jerk off, shit on, and then spit on, the pizza. Rolling into a kind of burrito form, he then jams it into a girl's vagina in a harsh manner, adding the "sauce" needed to complete the pizza roll.

Yo son, did you hear about why Jenni's walking all funny? Brad did her a Pizza Roll!

by Psychovore August 15, 2008

Pizza Shit

The extreme version of "piece of shit"
If the person is so shitty as to not even deserve to be called a piece of shit- You call them a pizza shit or, alternatively a "Pizza Fuck"

Yo dude- the way you just killed that baby with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch was super fucked up...your a complete pizza shit.

by BallHogMike July 8, 2018

Pizza Slot

Narrow space either through a window or door used to let the pizza delivery man introduce your pizza to your house without really having to open the door or window.

Good evening, yeah, could you please pass the pizza through the pizza slot? Thank you! How much was it again? ok, Keep the change!

by Guich August 18, 2014