by $crubstitute May 6, 2016
Get the soften your cream cheese mug.Phrase used by British football fans against people who do not live close to the vicinity of the location of the team that they support. Normally used as a way to gatekeep club support by implying fans who live locally are better supporters than foreign fans.
Guy 1: I'm a Liverpool fan from India and I've been supporting them for 10 years. I wake up very early every matchweek to catch all the games, buy all the memorabilia and I am saving up to travel to Liverpool to watch a game at Anfield, it's my lifelong dream and I love the club.
Guy 2: Support your local, we don't need any foreigners la
Guy 2: Support your local, we don't need any foreigners la
by Netflix & Chilwell February 21, 2023
Get the Support your local mug.Aunt Mary: Oh my god Timmy did you juice your shorts !?
Little Timmy: I just juiced my shorts Aunt Mary and it’s running down my leg.
Aunt Mary: Oh my! I’ve never seen such an ungodly amount of splooge in my life!!
Little Timmy: I just juiced my shorts Aunt Mary and it’s running down my leg.
Aunt Mary: Oh my! I’ve never seen such an ungodly amount of splooge in my life!!
by HosephAlfredo January 27, 2023
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Get the Get your meg on mug.While I sit here struggling to swallow and my brain does what I can only assume is "Fill up with fluid" I think to myself...
Hym "I probably should have just raped that whore and killed that retard and murdered your kids and then killed myself. That would have been a quicker and less-uncomfortable death. Rather than let the people around me performatively withhold the expedient solution to (literally) all of my problems at once; I probably should have just chosen violence and let all of you sort it out after I was too dead for you to do anything about it. I guess I'll just sit here and hope that I make it until the next time I work so that there will actually be someone around to save me after I have a stroke. Then I can just continue to exist... Except with diminished brain function. Which is fine. I won't to too retarded to make money for a company or fuck Kendra, so, everything will be fine."
by Hym Iam July 27, 2023
Get the Murdered your kids mug.Okay all jokes aside. Your mom is your mom. If she’s good to you, you better love her. If she is verbally or physically abusive, don’t simp for her please like get yourself some help.
“Wait who were you with?”
“Your mom.”
“Not fuckin funny man, she is a good mom.”
“Mine’s not. She kick me in the balls when she doesn’t get her drugs.”
“Your mom.”
“Not fuckin funny man, she is a good mom.”
“Mine’s not. She kick me in the balls when she doesn’t get her drugs.”
by Zero Two ♡︎ June 10, 2020
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Frank: John, ur mom gay
John:I'll do it to ya
Frank:No balls you won't
John: Your brother a mother
Frank:*Turns into ash*
John:I'll do it to ya
Frank:No balls you won't
John: Your brother a mother
Frank:*Turns into ash*
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