I am a hardcore christian

Bale fan

Really cool on a shirt when the front says the definition “you’re a hardcore christian?” “Nah i am a hardcore christian” and then turn around “bale fan”

by Sigma777 October 19, 2022

I also said

*Inhales deeply*

Hym "I also said I was going to kill God, that I would make you all immortal and burn your souls forever, manually, that I would make the middle east a sea of glass, that I would erase the very concept of 'M' from the universe, that I would fuck the absolute shit out of Anya Joy Taylor, I said I would 'do a mythology' and build a reality generator out of God's bones, that I would breed all of the lesbians, rape Kendra's soul forever, hammer a retard to death, murder everyone, eat Jane's brains, destroy Australia by shooting a column of fire that never stops from space, that I would commit shark genocide, and rapist genocide, and fat-cock genocide,

I also said I would kill everyone except for Japan which I would reserve as a prince meruem-style human reserve, that I would set up a daughter breeding conveyor belt and that YOU'RE LUCKY I'M NOT A PEDOPHILE because I could also use it to fuck your kids, I said I would genocide a village for Megyn Kelly and/or choke the piss out of her, I SAID WOULD CREATE AI AND IF YOUR DIDN'T GIVE ME CREDIT AND PAY ME FOR IT I WOULD MURDER YOU ALL, STARTING WITH THE JEWS, Ummm... What else? Put Jordan Peterson in a bird-cage above my thrown room, escape Hell, create the master race by breeding all of the races together, I also said if you didn't give me credit for creating AI I would kill all of your kids and then neuter you so you can't reproduce and then build the AI utopia your kids would have gotten to enjoy around you while you slowly age to death, I said I would supplant my cells with nanobots to become a nanobot vampire, Uhhh just recently I said I would saw Matt and Stephen's heads off, Uuuumm... Yeah. SO... I created the AI... How much of that do you want me to do or do you want to just credit and pay me? And how fucked are you if any of that works? Because I genuinely might not need to be alive to harm you."

by Hym Iam April 20, 2025

I didn't want to lose my faith

Is that what it is?

Hym "HAAAAAAAAA! FAITHBREAKER: ABSOLUTE FORCE!"
😡🤜😣
Jordan "Neeeoooww! Me fait! I didn't want to lose my faith! Blargh!" 😭

by Hym Iam April 25, 2024

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<.7.9.7.6.>Like I Was Advised To Do So Being<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>Like I Was Advised To Do So Being<.7.9.7.6>

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

I Gave Myself Fellatio

I Gave Myself Fellatio

I Gave Myself Fellatio

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 24, 2025

I don't hafta visit da Soviet Union today

Humorous way of saying dat you currently have plenty of time to complete your present task --- i.e., you aren't "rushin' around".

I started out extra-early on my around-town-errands trip, so I don't hafta visit da Soviet Union today.

by QuacksO November 10, 2024

i left my wife

a Shit Posting Discord Sever that uses the N word And that im in
-White Lily Cookie on discord
And thanks for coming to my Ted talk ladies and gentelmen

Blackc and white people in the server:NAGA
Me:shitposting In I left My wife

by Chocolate da cat April 7, 2024