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Wo-man

It’s a cisgender man that has surprisingly annoying emotional energy. #superwhiney
He was hogging the megaphone after saying he would give it back only to then complain about the work that others weren’t doing even though he also wasn’t doing it. Therefore he is indeed a wo-man.
by Ava Ben August 30, 2022
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Maryland Man

When something crazy happens on the news the first 2 letters would most likely be Maryland man weird stuff happens in maryland also apart of dmv
Maryland man runs out of store naked
by murlnnnn November 17, 2020
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Spider-Man

An amazingly designed superhero with great villains, a (sort of) relatable and great story, and a great sense of humor
Spider-Man is one of, if not the best superhero out there.
Spider-Man will never kill.
by Dirty Larry Pinhead Dan January 4, 2021
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The longest sentence known to man

A man dreads saying this sentence: I do. Wondering if he’s marrying the right woman the only place he says this. If she will always be the best wife or get tired or get bad after some kids. Leave him for a rich man or a Better looking man. If she’s cheating or not and so much more.
I do is the longest sentence known to man said at the end of the wedding ceremony by each bride and groom to start the life long commitment and end with a kiss to finish the ceremony.
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man sculpt sunday

The man goes our for a whole day just to sculpt his body from a trashcan into a piece of art.
I can't wait until man sculpt sunday, because my pubic hairs are out of control.
by Mr. Miagi September 23, 2016
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Old man in the bathtub

An old man that is in a bathtub.
by anonymous May 24, 2021
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Phantom Man

A mega simp for any females
phantom man simped for his new 16 year old neighbor
by phantom is a simp May 4, 2021
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