Dirty Soap Dispenser

When ejaculated in the participant's anus tell them to Bend over (rub hands together) wait till the load comes out like soap & rub it in like you're washing your hands with soap.

I gave her the dirty soap dispenser then I dried my hands off using her face.

by @HotSaucePapi April 9, 2015

dirty jersey shuffle

a hiphop dance started in New Jersey that goes along with the song "the dirty jersey shuffle" created by Expo, a new jersey native.

yo we were gettin twisted in the club the other night, we were in that bitch doin the dirty jersey shuffle.

by j ruggz June 26, 2008

Dirty George Speer

(Verb) The act of drinking so much alcohol, that women have transcended the "hot" stage and have entered the "Drink em' till they are fat stage." Once the appropriate blood alcohol level has been reached the man may begin "Whaling for women." Whaling is an act done best with an erect penis, caused by copious amounts of Viagra, and a useful set of vocal chords to hum the tune "Amarillo by Morning." Once the male has spotted his whale woman, he shall begin the righteous act of wooing her, or It. (It should be noted that if you observe this mating ritual, you may want to look away as there will be copious amounts of lard flying in every direction, accompanied by a foul smell of fishy secretions and bacon). Once the mating ritual is completed the male will escort the whale hoe out of the bar while making Humpback Whale communications to the bar patron and acting as if he has a blow hole in his back all while making loud boisterous air noises. The noises signify to the bar patron that a fat whale bitch is going to get nailed like a cheap roof shingle. Once the Whale hoe is outside the male will drive them both back to his home domical and precede to whale fuck the whale in the whale tank.

Holy Jesus! Hey Mark, Robert, and Chuck....did you see that dude over by the bosses daughter? He totally just did a Dirty George Speer.

Mark: No way!! Did he make Whale Noises?
Robert: Yeah I saw it...looked like a pile of whale fuck was going to explode.
Chuck: You guys wanna get lunch?
Mark: Not after watching that dude go whaling! Boy he really Dirty George Speer'ed that hoe!!

by Jamal&Jonas March 19, 2010

dirty butt slut

when woman is hot but when she gets naked all you find is that she has a loose pussy ,a greasy asshole and stinks soo bad that you cant even bone her

I was hungry but I puked on the way down, go wash your ass you dirty butt slut

by Doug July 1, 2006

Dirty Bong Water

An awesome mixed drink consisting of:

- 1 oz raspberry liqueur (chambord)
- 1 oz blue curacao liqueur
- 1 oz amaretto
- 1 oz rum (spiced)
- 1 oz sweet and sour mix

it tastes similar to kool aid

Order a Dirty Bong Water. Trust me, this is the kind of bong water you want to drink.

by Marauder2112 January 12, 2009

Dirty Glove

When a man fists a woman's ass and she covers his hand in shit.

that nasty ho gave me a dirty glove

by Matheni October 9, 2007

dirty santa claus

The sexual act of cumming onto your own or your partners chin or lower face to replicate Santa's beard. While also saying "ho ho ho" (optional)

Amy: "So how was he in the bedroom?"
Diana: " everything was going great until he pulled a dirty santa claus"

by JohnBrown69 April 22, 2015