knock a buzzard off a shit wagon

the ability to cause a stinch so profuse that the possibility of a buzzard being knocked off a shit wagon is actually thought of

His breath could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.

by JKB March 12, 2004

up shit creek without a paddle

When one is caught in a precarious situation where the likelihood of it ending in something positive is virtually non-existent.

I can't believe I hit that car with my Mom's new car. I have been driving around aimlessly for the past 2 hours because as soon as she sees this dent, I'm up shit creek without a paddle.

wrong situation

by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

Shit i need to take a fuck

when you need to take a fucking shit but your mind in not working so you "shit i need to take a fuck" - blake earle 2016

"shit i need to take a fuck" friend- "wait wut did u say m8?" u- "sorry need to take a shit i meant br0"

by catchinggold October 5, 2018

lay all yo shit bare

Tell people everything you said in the past

If you don't shut up I'ma lay all yo shit bare

by Akeya Gamble November 12, 2017

Wiped more than I shit

When your efforts were greater than what was produced of it.

Harry: Hey Lloyd! How's that new job going at the Chrysler plant?

Lloyd: I worked like a dog for scraps, I wiped more than I shit!

by BeakerBryan January 20, 2020

Shit in your friends room day

November second. For kids at boarding school. Leave a nice bag of doo in your friends room.

Dude can I have a shart in your room?
Normally I would say no, but today is national shit in your friends room day, so i guess so.

by straightballer12345 November 2, 2011

Fucking stop this urban dictionary Shit

Please stop this Urban dictionary posts on Instagram! For real!

Fucking stop this urban dictionary shit for god sake

by Pepsicolafanta November 23, 2021