i goofed up bad

when you goofed up so bad that nobody can save u

me: makes a bomb joke
school: thinks about expelling me
me: fuck i goofed up bad

by Lazar Blade September 19, 2021

I follow barbblinkinc on Pinterest

I'm the hottest person alive😘

"Do you know , I follow barbblinkinc on Pinterest"
"Well your the hottest person alive"

by I'm the hottest person alive September 20, 2021

i just am

Your too lazy aint ya?

Teacher:What wrong
Kid:i just am

by Linteokit2 September 20, 2021

i will never believe in anything again

an expression used by fall out boy fans, mostly when in distress. originating from a lyric in the song (coffee's for closers) from the album folie a deux. variations include "i wont ever believe in anything again" and "i will never believe in anything ever again", depending on the severity of the situation.

FOB fan: *is upset because they found out that the person they're crushing on is straight*
FOB fan: i will never believe in anything again
Friend: just finish writing your essay bro its due tommorow

by rita.mmm.r September 21, 2021

I H8 metallica

They sick just like your father.

I h8 Metallica just like ur dad hates u

by Wis September 21, 2021

i rember

i want get but fucked cum will come up my noes

Hey at our family reunion do you want me to give you some i rember in the kitchen?

by cacko demon September 21, 2021

I

A word to refer to yourself

I like kids

by Malathy September 22, 2021