Club Zombie

A “club zombie” is very similar to a “club rat,” however a zombie is unable to function in the normal world, and feels at peace when sweating in a dingy club. A club zombie is physically unable enjoy a “night in” and frequents clubs on weekdays and all recognized holidays. A club zombie most likely knows all of the words to “Beautiful Girls” by Sean Kingston and keeps their “promoter” on retainer.

“Those club zombies can’t stop going out and chicken cutleting girls on the beach”

by Rodrick lover July 27, 2023

Coffee Zombie

When you are at work in the morning at the coffee machine, with a cue of co-workers behind you that are equally as sleepy as you, waiting to get their coffee.

Look at all those coffee zombies standing behind me.

by Kokosnoot January 20, 2018

Zombie-ised

To be transformed as one with the Zombie
The art of failing to function in any way shape or form other than that of a sleeping Zombie
The mobile phone staring zombie

" Hey look at that Zombie-ised Moron walking through the sharp and somewhat pointy traffic staring at their mobile phone!"

by Suburbanvoodoo December 8, 2012

Text zombie

Someone who wants to communicate by text rather than by phone or in person. They want to text because they feed on texts like zombies feed on brains.

This tinder guy is a text zombie. I feel so drained by all these texts like he’s trying to feast on me instead of trying to date me.

by UrbanLady!!!!! August 31, 2020

Shade Zombie

When it's too hot and you have to find shade to avoid broiling to death.

Bro: "Man, it's getting hot. I gotta find me some shade".

Sis: "Dude, you are such a shade zombie.... Shaaaade, shaaaade. There's some over there".

by mcbell December 9, 2012

Noobs vs Zombies (NVZ)

A genre of Roblox games, based around on the Noobs and the Zombies. One game such as Noobs vs Zombies Realish is a game where players are automatically selected to play on the Noobs' team or the Zombies' team. The genre has "interesting" and confusing lore. These are divided into 2 types of sub-genre thingys: Super(EvilAzmil)'s games and somedeviser's games. Super's games are usually more polished, and better, and somedevisers games are usually wonkier, and strange AI. Super is known for his game "The Zombie's Onslaught (TZO)", the main game being discontinued, although there is a "Overhaul Major Update" in progress. One can join the group, enter the main game, put ":overhaultest" in chat, and a GUI will appear on their screen, allowing them to join a server. somedeviser is known for his comedic games such as "Noobs vs Zombies: Realish (NVZR)" and "Noobs vs Zombies: Tycoon 2 (NVZT2)". NVZT2 is not the typical tycoon game, as one player can become the team's Leader, being in charge of almost everything, such as base upgrades, defenses, shops, banks, support, and economy. Attackers/Fighters are what you expect; players on the team that attack the enemy team (The Noob/Zombie team). They rely on their Leader for placing and upgrading the Shop, which allows them to access weapons and perks. Some NVZT2 maps are better than others, such as High Assembly, which has a gold mine that players can reach.

Noobs vs Zombies (NVZ) is such an old genre, yet it still remains somewhat popular.

by Kamov the 426th November 29, 2024

Zombie Scroller

When you cannot stop reading something on the internet late at night for long periods of time.

Dude#1: Hey I was scrolling down my news feed for hours last night.
Dude#1: Man you're such a Zombie Scroller.

by Snell0007 January 26, 2016