White whale

Someone or something you absolutely loathe and despise for taking everything from you.

Girl "Oh hey meet my boyfriend "
Male THE WHITE WHALE

by Shadow-aron January 24, 2023

Tokyo sex whale

A large woman who proceeds to throw herself on top of you like a whale breeching.

She was so into me, she pulled an absolute tokyo sex whale

by Shaneybabyboi January 26, 2023

Sperm-Whaling

An entry level sex act designed to denigrate a female while qualifying as a popular double points finishing move for men. To participate in Sperm-Whaling, a man begins by gently ejaculating into a females mouth so as not to arouse her suspicion. Then, without warning, the male quickly yanks the back of the females hair in a downward motion so as to elicit a surprise factor while simultaneously orienting her mouth toward the sky. A brisk gut punch from the male finishes the maneuver as it sends his sperm shooting out skyward from her mouth just like a whale clearing its blowhole when surfacing.

Hey bro, Do you see that stuff on the ceiling? I had Becky over last night and I went Sperm-Whaling!

by Testeclease January 27, 2023

Sperm-Whaling

An entry level sex act designed to denigrate a female while qualifying as a popular double points finishing move for men. To participate in Sperm-Whaling, a man begins by gently ejaculating into a females mouth so as not to arouse her suspicion. Then, without warning, the male quickly yanks the back of the females hair in a downward motion so as to elicit a surprise factor while simultaneously orienting her mouth toward the sky. A brisk gut punch from the male finishes the maneuver as it sends his sperm shooting out skyward from her mouth just like a whale clearing its blowhole when surfacing.

Hey bro, Do you see that stuff on the ceiling? I had Becky over last night and I went Sperm-Whaling!

by Testeclease January 27, 2023

Beluga Whale

The act of diving away from someone and mooning them on your way out above the water

I panced my sister's bikini under the water as a prank

Instead she yelled BELUGA WHALE and dove away with her bare bottom popping above the water

by Hithereandreaches January 30, 2023

Whale the tar

Beat or thrash someone severely. Another definition of whale is to attach either verbally or physically. hit or beat someone.

The team whale the tar out of their opponent 20-2. The security officer dragged them into the lane way and started whaling the tar out of them

by annoyingclodshoemoney February 16, 2023

Whale the tar

To verbally or physically berate or attack someone

The team whale the tar of the opposition 2-20. The security guard dragged them round the corner and whales the tar out of them.

by annoyingclodshoemoney February 16, 2023