Mid-Weed

Mid-Weed is the type of weed “That does not” get you high.

Dat nigga Keith, Be Smokin Mid-Weed

by Jah’marion October 5, 2022

weed bod

a body that results from smoking weed too much. ie. very limp and weak.

hey man have you seen roger?
yeah man i saw him yesterday he has a weed bod now

by gpiy March 8, 2017

Weed Whacker

One who gets high and beats off.

"You were gone awhile...what are you, some kind of weed whacker?"

by WheedWhacker23 November 2, 2015

tard weeding

the act of having to weed through the various imbeciles, morons, dumbasses, jackasses, tools, dickheads, douchebags, dipshits, dolts, and asshats among the populace to find someone worth spending your time with for relationship pursuits.

Q: How'd your date go with Mr. Wonderful last night?
A: Well, let's just say my tard weeding isn't done yet.

by hottapantsa January 22, 2007

Volcano Weed

Weed that has been rolled with sulfur and/or small amounts of gunpowder. It doesn't make you more high, just more awesome.

He rolled some volcano weed and couldn't stand more than one hit. What a punk.

by SmartyPants83238 April 21, 2009

Tumble-Weed

To tumble-weed is to add a comment to a joke, or add comment to a conversation that kills the flow and creates an awkward feeling among the group for a short amount of time. Then the group proceeds to say "Tumble-Weed!" and is they happen to have long curly ginger hair they shake their head about.

person 1 = "Yeah shes my bit on the side"
person 2 = "im yours too!"
person 1 = "Ha Ha i have two bits on the side!"
Tumble weeder = "you could say you have a piece on the side!"
Everyone = "TUMBLE-WEED FARROW!"

by Maidstone Tumble Weeder October 16, 2008

Weed Wizard

Somebody who goes about their everyday life pretending to have no association with drugs or more specifically marijuana, yet gives everyone the impression that they are a stoner.

Our teacher is such a weed wizard its not even funny.

How do Ralph's parents not know he is a total weed wizard?

by A Kadz November 17, 2011