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Washington Mutuals 

Ouch! She kicked me right in my Washington Mutuals.

Washed and Rinsed 

After hanging out with this girl his friends thought that she had washed and rinsed him from what his personality used to be.
Washed and Rinsed by Phoenixfalling September 17, 2012
A lacusexual position in which one wets soap in a pond then rubs it sensually over their earlobes to the tune of Aqua's 'lollipop'. generally considered taboo, even in the llgbt community. Also rumoured to induce a state of divine alignment.
OMG! Just got off on the phone from Stacey, said her pondfriend gave her a noncon washtub!!1 Anyway she's dead now.
washtub by Theonetruekentuckywildcat February 18, 2015

Washington whirlpool 

the act of grinding up food and drinks and feeding it to your girlfriend. After she throws it up in a condom you freeze it and use it as a dildo to fuck her with.
"Payton gave me a Washington whirlpool last night... secretly I sorta liked it"

Washington Wiener Wrap 

A man must wrap his shaft in a tortilla (preferably cornmeal) to substitute for a condom. Then proceed to insert Mexican Ingredients into the woman's anus and vagina. The man will then fuck her profuciley, causing the ingredients to mush, the woman will then force them out into the tortilla and roll it as best she can and then proceed to eat it.
"Latino Women give the best Washington Wiener Wraps."

washington tickle

The act of pleasuring ones partner by filling her earlobe with ejaculate whilst also squeezing her breasts so hard that her ears pop, and the ejaculate sprays on your face in a tickling matter.
Our sex life was getting boring so I gave her a Washington tickle.