terrorism wank

When you haven't fapped for more than a week and finally nut shouting: 'allahu akbar' as you cum

I haven't fapped for 2 weeks and just had a terrorism wank, yeah my jizz can take down buildings

by Captain of The SS September 4, 2017

PB and Wank

When someone carefully inserts their yardstick penis into a jar of Peanut Butter and begins to hump it back and forth.

"When I get home, Im gonna do a good PB and Wank"

by connorsimpson May 24, 2017

Salary Wank

To masturbate while undertaking paid employment.

"Has anyone seen Charlie? "
"Yea, I think he's ducked out for a Salary Wank"

by Guido Lasalsa July 3, 2022

Lover Wank

When your having a wank, just before you blow the load, shout out your girlfriend/boyfriend then try and finish the job before they get into your room, if not they can finish you off.

Wow Ted failed to finish his wank so his girl gave him a lover wank!

by John.E June 21, 2015

Wank Sock

Also known as "The Love Sock". The old sock that you use to ejaculate into when masturbating and thrown under the bed.

"Shit, i've been busted. My mum found my wank sock under the bed last night!"

by Arse face August 13, 2017

Think Wank

A wank achieved with no aid other than your own memory or imagination.

A power cut is no problem, so long as you have the power of the Think Wank.

by MikeMilligan December 13, 2021

wanking friday

When working a full week so much that the thought of being friday makes you and your colleagues suffer from a compulsive will to masturbate all the day.

"Happy wanking friday fuckers !"

by Willy Friday Wanker November 9, 2015