n: the act of masturbating with a level of enthusiasm and vigour that one can only achieve with the knowledge of the impending end of the world.
Craig sat quietly in the room while his undead friends and family members scratches at the door and the last of the battery power drained from the torch. "Fuck it!" Said Craig, "I'm busting out an Armageddon Wank before they break in."
by Brett Mandrake February 22, 2014
Get the Armageddon Wankmug. A danger rank is were you start Wanking/Masturbating/Pulling The Ham/ Beating Your Meat/ Tickling The Pickle/ Kissing The Pork etc. You call your mother or father into the room and try to finish before they enter. Victors of this challenge will be praised and have the right to boast about it, if they do not become the leader of the group then get new friends. Of course there will be contesters, there always is. Time yourself next time.
Jim: How come your the leader of the group?
Bob: I performed a danger wank and succeeded!
Jim: Holy shit! All praise lord Bob
Bob: I performed a danger wank and succeeded!
Jim: Holy shit! All praise lord Bob
by BigLadGreggs March 9, 2020
Get the Danger Wankmug. by Loverat101 October 22, 2019
Get the Eco Wankmug. Hey, look at mez I'm a fucking great big chisel dick.
Just fuck off, Phil, you've got too much wank bucketedness about you.
Just fuck off, Phil, you've got too much wank bucketedness about you.
by Johnny6162 September 15, 2022
Get the wank bucketednessmug. A wank using your imagination of a particular fantasy e.g fucking your neighbor or teacher or mum or dad
by Max Pickard June 1, 2018
Get the Fantasy Wankmug. The component part around which most wank stations are built. This can range from basic units, commonly known as chairs, through to multilevel masterbation apparatus.
by Colin Bucket August 7, 2020
Get the Wank Seatmug. by daddy’s rookie April 18, 2018
Get the Wank shitmug.