turtle awkward

sarahs english class was turtle awkward the day after she got drunk and madeout with a geek in her class. talking to your ex.
by christina_jessica August 02, 2008
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Turtle Tracks

Turtle tracks are when a chick with exceptionally long meat curtains, a.k.a pussy lips walks on the beach in sand dragging her meat curtains leaving a trail like a turtle does, one would call that turtle tracks!
Sara wanted to take a break from all her promiscuity and take a walk on the beach. Little did she know she was leaving turtle tracks in the sand for all her guy friends to follow.
by Shucky Kunt February 11, 2019
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Turtle Clap

The moment when you're having sex with your girl while she's on her back and her legs are up, and then you interlock your fingers between her toes. Simulating the ninja turtle high five.
Andres was pounding his lady out while she was on her back and then he gave her the turtle clap.
by Nasty tab September 22, 2017
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Super Turtle

Band with a plan... The one with the voice, the one with the guns, the drummer, and the one that doesn't speak.
I saw the Super Turtles at O'Malleys on Saturday night...
by superturtle October 27, 2008
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Turtle Jogging

the act of having sex with an easy woman
Jim headed to the cougar bar in hopes for some turtle jogging.
by timpr August 01, 2011
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turtle fire

When a party or event is sneaky lit.
Dude John this concert is turtle fire.
by Cubsfan1475 December 28, 2016
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pubical turtles

When ones pubic hair is shaped weird
" she has such weird pubical turtles "
by pinecones123 March 01, 2018
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