I'm dying for some safe touch.
by Meow meow kitty cat March 17, 2018
imma touch you where the sun dont shine lil bro
nah but seriously, stop it. get some help. you're weird for searching this.
nah but seriously, stop it. get some help. you're weird for searching this.
by TheRedDinoSaur December 30, 2024
by iprollyfuckedyobitch October 18, 2022
by iT3RM1N4T0R November 13, 2023
The most cancerous and horrendous song/music video to ever exist that (to nobody's surprise) has received a shitload of dislikes. This abomination of a meme is so remarkably shit, it has spawned an entire internet subculture of cringe and mental retardation.
Dumbass retard: Don't touch my pizza, don't touch my jelly
Everyone: Do the world a favor and shut the fuck up will ya?!
Everyone: Do the world a favor and shut the fuck up will ya?!
by literal asshole May 25, 2025
Multi-Touch:
1) The act of slapping one's penis against the revolutionary iPhone device in a desire to utilize the new input system. This is usually done with the intent of creating a pleasing "slapping" sound against the iPhone or other modile devices. The best way to do this is when you have men from two different ethnic backgrounds "multi-touching". This creates the greatest experience of "multi colored" "multi-touch".
1) The act of slapping one's penis against the revolutionary iPhone device in a desire to utilize the new input system. This is usually done with the intent of creating a pleasing "slapping" sound against the iPhone or other modile devices. The best way to do this is when you have men from two different ethnic backgrounds "multi-touching". This creates the greatest experience of "multi colored" "multi-touch".
by Steve Witherspoon June 15, 2007
by araaradesune July 06, 2023