Tony Smith

Looks like a leprechaun and a toothpick had a baby.
This kid named tony smith is gay
by Tony Smith November 19, 2019
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Toni's Law

Toni's Law (Also Known as: The Toni Fallacy and "You're Wrong"):

The false belief that if Toni said some shit, it will always be 100% correct no matter the context, circumstances, or situation. This also applies to any action or previous action she has made. Pulling up any evidence against such is invalid and therefore ultimately nullified, so don't waste your time buddy.

Phrases such as "I think your understanding may be mistaken because..." or “I believe there might be some inaccuracies in your statement.” or even "you dumbass you totally don't know what the fuck you're talking about you stupid bitch" all fall under this law/fallacy so just accept that you can never win an argument and you will always be proven incorrect. You can even be proven wrong wayyyy later and that could contribute to the law of Toni.

Violating this law will can and will invoke the following consequences if Toni decides to be petty (will happen almost every single fucking time):

Being packed and yelled at to shut the fuck up
Being said to have always been wrong
Having your name changed to something derogatory
Getting muted or blocked because she feels like it
Exposed + ratio'd on twitter
Etc

P.S. Other consequences may be added later as time passes since the author of this law falls under it the most and as such will fall victim to it whether I like it or not 😔
Person A: "Actually that's not true cuz if you played without whiffing so much you'd be better"
Toni: "I didn't ask you dumb bitch stfu"

Person B: "Did you know Bruce actually loves Jason?"
Toni: Well if he did then why did he give up so quick on Jason in the Arkham games?"
Person B: "Damn you're right"
Toni: "Always am"

Person C: "Remember when Toni said the first Captain America movie sucks and is just like every other war movie which also sucks and boring?"
Person D: "Nah she's wrong everyone likes that movie and war movies are boring"
Person E: "Ohhh you fucked up my nigga that falls under Toni's Law"
by Ziggibear August 17, 2024
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the toni

Where you inject a horse penis into the mouth of a young child.
by Lover262 November 7, 2020
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Tony

Sweet guy, a big people pleaser, and acts like a typical blond though. He will talk your head off about the things he is passionate about. His friends can be jerks though. Tony beats around the bush and sometimes is a sad betty. He says things are fine and then ruins a good mood bringing up silly things that he said wouldn’t bother him once before. Tony is polite, and can be a nice guy to get to know but watch out for that friend group. Sometimes people thinks he gets pegged only because Tony sometimes doesn’t know how to stand up for himself. He also doesn’t make sense sometimes when telling a joke. Adventures with him are fun though.
“Dude you’re still sad about that old truck you sold & the old barn that was torn down? You’re such a Tony.”

Girl 1: “Omg! Tony is a cutie”

Boy1: “i hear he gets pegged by his gf”

Girl1: “Now that I’ve thought about it… he looks like joe dirt :(”
by _the_all_knowing_ August 19, 2023
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Dollar Tree Tony Stark

It is a term about Elon Musk, about how is trying to be Tony Stark but he is not smart, he just has daddy’s money
Person 1: Who’s Elon Musk?
Person 2: Oh it’s just Dollar Tree Tony Stark
by RaineWeather05 May 8, 2022
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Tony Moany

When your moan gets too groany and you become some sick new jersey gay hairy men.
Guy A: *with a New York accent* I just gave my boyfriend the best dick ever. RIght!?

(Guy B): Right!

(Guy A): But that slut just gives "Tony Moany". What's the matter with him? One time I'm fucking an divine italian angel, next thing you know I'm hearing my uncle's voice coming from that dude!
by BananaPow November 24, 2021
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